NateB
@nateb.bsky.social
Here to have a pint and wait for the dystopia to blow over. He / Him
The Bear On The Stair protects your house from Elf infestations by putting them in jail. It never moves, doesn't creepilly spy on your kids, and randomly gives treats to good kids.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Bear On The Stair protects your house from Elf infestations by putting them in jail. It never moves, doesn't creepilly spy on your kids, and randomly gives treats to good kids.
I'm choosing to believe he removed his helmet, mounted it on his fist (with flare and gusto), and connected with a heavy right hook.
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm choosing to believe he removed his helmet, mounted it on his fist (with flare and gusto), and connected with a heavy right hook.
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
I'm not mad, just disappointed in them.
Found the post, they actually removed it. They have two rules. Apparently, disparaging MAGA means pushing "anti-libertarian positions".
That does track with that community going fully right-wing...
Found the post, they actually removed it. They have two rules. Apparently, disparaging MAGA means pushing "anti-libertarian positions".
That does track with that community going fully right-wing...
September 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm not mad, just disappointed in them.
Found the post, they actually removed it. They have two rules. Apparently, disparaging MAGA means pushing "anti-libertarian positions".
That does track with that community going fully right-wing...
Found the post, they actually removed it. They have two rules. Apparently, disparaging MAGA means pushing "anti-libertarian positions".
That does track with that community going fully right-wing...
Wow. I don't recall being banned from any online place before.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wow. I don't recall being banned from any online place before.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
Blindspot for the right? Because it might give hope to incels?
September 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Blindspot for the right? Because it might give hope to incels?
One of my college jobs was tech
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
September 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
One of my college jobs was tech
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
Telemental health? You mean cyberpsych?
August 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Telemental health? You mean cyberpsych?
I swear I'm nice in irl but if someone ever tells me their dog is 14/15 lbs I'd become laser focused on reflecting their absurdity until one of us snaps.
July 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I swear I'm nice in irl but if someone ever tells me their dog is 14/15 lbs I'd become laser focused on reflecting their absurdity until one of us snaps.
Thinking back...it's damn impressive that the World Wildlife Foundation took the title from these guys.
July 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Thinking back...it's damn impressive that the World Wildlife Foundation took the title from these guys.
It's adorable that tech slop writers still have that Popular Mechanics positive futurism vibe.
"More space for people to enjoy"
Lol, its not 1970. They'd "maximize shareholder value" with that space through 3D CAD before it ever flies. It'd be fully enshitified on day 1.
"More space for people to enjoy"
Lol, its not 1970. They'd "maximize shareholder value" with that space through 3D CAD before it ever flies. It'd be fully enshitified on day 1.
July 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's adorable that tech slop writers still have that Popular Mechanics positive futurism vibe.
"More space for people to enjoy"
Lol, its not 1970. They'd "maximize shareholder value" with that space through 3D CAD before it ever flies. It'd be fully enshitified on day 1.
"More space for people to enjoy"
Lol, its not 1970. They'd "maximize shareholder value" with that space through 3D CAD before it ever flies. It'd be fully enshitified on day 1.
The Venn diagram of people who start with "adieu" and the people who buy the extended warranty is a circle.
June 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The Venn diagram of people who start with "adieu" and the people who buy the extended warranty is a circle.
"...his amazing hair, sweet fragrance, symmetric cock, devilish wit...."
I think this is Kirby Smart's alt.
I think this is Kirby Smart's alt.
June 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"...his amazing hair, sweet fragrance, symmetric cock, devilish wit...."
I think this is Kirby Smart's alt.
I think this is Kirby Smart's alt.
Every movie producer reading the first page of an original story.
"NO! This is garbage! The people want the same story with the same characters!"
"So Batman.... again.... but silly?"
"NO! It'll be dark... again... but... a slightly different kind of dark!"
"Brilliant! Lets do it! Again!"
"NO! This is garbage! The people want the same story with the same characters!"
"So Batman.... again.... but silly?"
"NO! It'll be dark... again... but... a slightly different kind of dark!"
"Brilliant! Lets do it! Again!"
June 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Every movie producer reading the first page of an original story.
"NO! This is garbage! The people want the same story with the same characters!"
"So Batman.... again.... but silly?"
"NO! It'll be dark... again... but... a slightly different kind of dark!"
"Brilliant! Lets do it! Again!"
"NO! This is garbage! The people want the same story with the same characters!"
"So Batman.... again.... but silly?"
"NO! It'll be dark... again... but... a slightly different kind of dark!"
"Brilliant! Lets do it! Again!"
It's trivially easy to find where someone lives if they own a home under their own name. Everyone has so much fun looking at what their friends and coworkers paid for their house that nobody cares how freaky it is that your name-and-address is "public information".
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's trivially easy to find where someone lives if they own a home under their own name. Everyone has so much fun looking at what their friends and coworkers paid for their house that nobody cares how freaky it is that your name-and-address is "public information".
Imagine taking credit for this quote.
June 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Imagine taking credit for this quote.
The Steelers couldn't afford Kirk Cousins.
June 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Steelers couldn't afford Kirk Cousins.
Ukraine's got a chance to do something hilarious.
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ukraine's got a chance to do something hilarious.
I learned new internet slang! Today was a good day.
June 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I learned new internet slang! Today was a good day.
Jimmy's on his bullshit again.
June 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Jimmy's on his bullshit again.
"Trump Library" has to become the default example of an oxymoron.
C'mon @merriam-webster.com , this will stand the test of time for future generations.
C'mon @merriam-webster.com , this will stand the test of time for future generations.
May 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"Trump Library" has to become the default example of an oxymoron.
C'mon @merriam-webster.com , this will stand the test of time for future generations.
C'mon @merriam-webster.com , this will stand the test of time for future generations.
Somebody cobbled together their own PC cabinet in the shop here like 30 years ago. My only regret is my work laptop can't take advantage of this fortress.
April 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Somebody cobbled together their own PC cabinet in the shop here like 30 years ago. My only regret is my work laptop can't take advantage of this fortress.
I don't fault a young person for believing EVERYTHING is a grand scheme by secret puppet masters.
But if you've been involved in any organization of humans for a while and still believe "it's all a master plan" then I hate that your vote counts the same as mine.
But if you've been involved in any organization of humans for a while and still believe "it's all a master plan" then I hate that your vote counts the same as mine.
April 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I don't fault a young person for believing EVERYTHING is a grand scheme by secret puppet masters.
But if you've been involved in any organization of humans for a while and still believe "it's all a master plan" then I hate that your vote counts the same as mine.
But if you've been involved in any organization of humans for a while and still believe "it's all a master plan" then I hate that your vote counts the same as mine.
"It's not stupid if it works" describes 90% of corporate excel files.
My god, this guy raw-dogged the hell out of this If-statement because he couldn't be bothered to learn about .....ANY other formulas?
I'm kind of impressed, there's a 4 more lines to this formula. 😆
My god, this guy raw-dogged the hell out of this If-statement because he couldn't be bothered to learn about .....ANY other formulas?
I'm kind of impressed, there's a 4 more lines to this formula. 😆
April 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"It's not stupid if it works" describes 90% of corporate excel files.
My god, this guy raw-dogged the hell out of this If-statement because he couldn't be bothered to learn about .....ANY other formulas?
I'm kind of impressed, there's a 4 more lines to this formula. 😆
My god, this guy raw-dogged the hell out of this If-statement because he couldn't be bothered to learn about .....ANY other formulas?
I'm kind of impressed, there's a 4 more lines to this formula. 😆