nataliepo
@nataliepo.bsky.social
I would love to be on the internet more, tbqh
This weekend, we discovered that Parry Gripp (“It’s Raining Tacos”, “Cat Flushing the Toilet” and other kids classics) is the same guy who led Nerf Herder (“Van Halen”, “Pantera Fans in Love”).
You’re welcome. And I’m sorry (as in “sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you…”).
You’re welcome. And I’m sorry (as in “sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you…”).
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This weekend, we discovered that Parry Gripp (“It’s Raining Tacos”, “Cat Flushing the Toilet” and other kids classics) is the same guy who led Nerf Herder (“Van Halen”, “Pantera Fans in Love”).
You’re welcome. And I’m sorry (as in “sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you…”).
You’re welcome. And I’m sorry (as in “sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you…”).
I can explain:
- I mix up the left and right gloves
- I often orphan one in my dark driveway for a few hours/days
- Darkness is Death 🚲
- I mix up the left and right gloves
- I often orphan one in my dark driveway for a few hours/days
- Darkness is Death 🚲
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can explain:
- I mix up the left and right gloves
- I often orphan one in my dark driveway for a few hours/days
- Darkness is Death 🚲
- I mix up the left and right gloves
- I often orphan one in my dark driveway for a few hours/days
- Darkness is Death 🚲
4yo: “Let’s play 20 questions”
Google Home: “Okay. Now playing 21 Questions by 50 Cent on Spotif—“
Both parents: “HEY GOOGLE STOP DONT PLAY”
Google Home: “Okay. Now playing 21 Questions by 50 Cent on Spotif—“
Both parents: “HEY GOOGLE STOP DONT PLAY”
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
4yo: “Let’s play 20 questions”
Google Home: “Okay. Now playing 21 Questions by 50 Cent on Spotif—“
Both parents: “HEY GOOGLE STOP DONT PLAY”
Google Home: “Okay. Now playing 21 Questions by 50 Cent on Spotif—“
Both parents: “HEY GOOGLE STOP DONT PLAY”
4yo: “hey google, ask me a dinosaur question”
Google home: “what did Tyrannosaurus rex eat?”
4yo: “Meat”
Google home: …..
Google home: “The word meet can have multiple answers. One of which can be the connection of two people…”
Google home: “what did Tyrannosaurus rex eat?”
4yo: “Meat”
Google home: …..
Google home: “The word meet can have multiple answers. One of which can be the connection of two people…”
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
4yo: “hey google, ask me a dinosaur question”
Google home: “what did Tyrannosaurus rex eat?”
4yo: “Meat”
Google home: …..
Google home: “The word meet can have multiple answers. One of which can be the connection of two people…”
Google home: “what did Tyrannosaurus rex eat?”
4yo: “Meat”
Google home: …..
Google home: “The word meet can have multiple answers. One of which can be the connection of two people…”
My younger coworker watched me use Vi for a git commit and he asked “what’s that” and I literally died of shame and embarrassment
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My younger coworker watched me use Vi for a git commit and he asked “what’s that” and I literally died of shame and embarrassment
Rewatching 28 Days Later for the first time in decades: I am 100% sure this gory zombie movie is responsible for enlightening me to be the liberal I am today
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Rewatching 28 Days Later for the first time in decades: I am 100% sure this gory zombie movie is responsible for enlightening me to be the liberal I am today
Proud mom moment: my 4yo son thinks he invented what he calls “the secret fart” where nobody can hear it but it definitely happened
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Proud mom moment: my 4yo son thinks he invented what he calls “the secret fart” where nobody can hear it but it definitely happened
Okay but what about a spinoff where Hanna Einbinder is Mon Mothma’s 30-something daughter, and she also loves a daytime rave and hates Imperials and I don’t know how this relates to Star Wars yet, but I’m sure someone on BlueSky can help me out with that part
May 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Okay but what about a spinoff where Hanna Einbinder is Mon Mothma’s 30-something daughter, and she also loves a daytime rave and hates Imperials and I don’t know how this relates to Star Wars yet, but I’m sure someone on BlueSky can help me out with that part
@unlikelywords.bsky.social do you think Market Basket will be closed on Sunday so we can ride bikes in their parking lot?
And yes, I know it’s 6AM
And yes, I know it’s 6AM
April 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
@unlikelywords.bsky.social do you think Market Basket will be closed on Sunday so we can ride bikes in their parking lot?
And yes, I know it’s 6AM
And yes, I know it’s 6AM
I would love to watch a movie of “Careless People” and I would also love if Julia Louis-Dreyfus played Sheryl Sandberg.
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I would love to watch a movie of “Careless People” and I would also love if Julia Louis-Dreyfus played Sheryl Sandberg.
Does Redwood City have any Redwoods? Cuz all I see are cars and cars and cars
March 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Does Redwood City have any Redwoods? Cuz all I see are cars and cars and cars
I wish Beakman’s World was streaming.
March 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I wish Beakman’s World was streaming.
Tonight, we watched “My Old Ass”. If I could tell my 18 year old self that one day, my 6 year old daughter would quietly Velcro two 6”
Googley eyes to my butt just to surprise my husband, I absolutely would. Because that happened today. And yes, I would make a movie out of this.
Googley eyes to my butt just to surprise my husband, I absolutely would. Because that happened today. And yes, I would make a movie out of this.
February 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Tonight, we watched “My Old Ass”. If I could tell my 18 year old self that one day, my 6 year old daughter would quietly Velcro two 6”
Googley eyes to my butt just to surprise my husband, I absolutely would. Because that happened today. And yes, I would make a movie out of this.
Googley eyes to my butt just to surprise my husband, I absolutely would. Because that happened today. And yes, I would make a movie out of this.
I skied down a mountain and did not die! Please clap.
February 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I skied down a mountain and did not die! Please clap.
A heated debate before school today: whether or not superheroes go pee pee
February 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A heated debate before school today: whether or not superheroes go pee pee
Remember when “JackFM” was controversial????
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Remember when “JackFM” was controversial????
“Don’t stop believing” could play in literally any venue, any circumstance and I will both find it ironic and inspiring at the same time.
January 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Don’t stop believing” could play in literally any venue, any circumstance and I will both find it ironic and inspiring at the same time.
Good news: with 2 weeks off from school, my 6yo is running her own camp, exclusively for her 3yo brother
December 30, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Good news: with 2 weeks off from school, my 6yo is running her own camp, exclusively for her 3yo brother
me: “yeah, let’s watch that”
him: “I don’t know, Natalie, if you really want to watch ‘The Substance’ on your 40th birthday”
him: “I don’t know, Natalie, if you really want to watch ‘The Substance’ on your 40th birthday”
December 26, 2024 at 3:12 AM
me: “yeah, let’s watch that”
him: “I don’t know, Natalie, if you really want to watch ‘The Substance’ on your 40th birthday”
him: “I don’t know, Natalie, if you really want to watch ‘The Substance’ on your 40th birthday”
MASSIVE platform personalization miss that my music service waited until Dec 20 to recommend a Sabrina Carpenter holiday song; dang
December 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
MASSIVE platform personalization miss that my music service waited until Dec 20 to recommend a Sabrina Carpenter holiday song; dang
Here’s a fox in Somerville chewing on something he caught on Prescott St.
(This is now an urban wildlife account.)
December 10, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Here’s a fox in Somerville chewing on something he caught on Prescott St.
(This is now an urban wildlife account.)
My 3yo just called this “Marshmallow Flush”. Merry Christmas!
December 9, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My 3yo just called this “Marshmallow Flush”. Merry Christmas!
Bad news: the sunset of pie-for-breakfast season
Good news: the dawning of cookie-for-breakfast season
Good news: the dawning of cookie-for-breakfast season
December 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Bad news: the sunset of pie-for-breakfast season
Good news: the dawning of cookie-for-breakfast season
Good news: the dawning of cookie-for-breakfast season
It smelled like snow today.
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 AM
It smelled like snow today.
Trees on bikes!!! I delivered one last week, Mariah Carey blasting the whole way
Tree sale resumes Friday, deliveries available this Saturday and Sunday to Somerville and Cambridge.
Last Sunday was a busy & successful day of deliveries. HUGE thanks to @drewmnelson.bsky.social who came and helped us, easily taking 2 trees at a time on his Bullitt.
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Last Sunday was a busy & successful day of deliveries. HUGE thanks to @drewmnelson.bsky.social who came and helped us, easily taking 2 trees at a time on his Bullitt.
forms.gle/sHZP8L9SxtLS...
December 4, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Trees on bikes!!! I delivered one last week, Mariah Carey blasting the whole way