When you click through, I can confirm, those are the trainers that come up. 😶

Snap ! Have a crumble top on mine but just out of the oven. Bon appétit !

Welcome to the Land of Back to Front. Nothing he does makes sense, but making people dumber really only makes sense if you’re a despot. Ooooooohhh…

Well, I didn't have banning rainbows on my bingo card but it tracks... I hate this man so much.

Well, the tradition continues, my 27th Oscars ceremony seen live and it's off to bed at 4am. With (sadly) no "Sing Sing" or "Nickel Boys" surprises, my highlight this year is an easy one:

This looks like a headline from The Onion. What a moron. He's clearly running low on villainous ideas. Next up? Loud engines that go Vrrm Vrrm only, and a ban on anything fluffy. Also, no sand, cos it gets everywhere.

As she rocks back and forth in her office in the dark, her words do little to comfort her, but she speaks them anyway: "We still have Herzog, we still have Herzog, we still have Herzog..."

These are the only two films I've ever walked out on. I reeeaally tried to hang on but the endings just were not coming. I'm not convinced the films aren't still running to this day.

London this morning looked a tad like Oz... 🙊👀