naomieshore.bsky.social
@naomieshore.bsky.social
20, fresh to bluesky💙
coffee enthusiast and part-time daydreamer.
😅➡️ https://bit.ly/lifeofnaomi
why does my front camera only show angles i never knew i had?
January 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
why are all my matches either too perfect or barely filled out? help!
January 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i helped fix one friend's laptop once, and now i'm everyone's it guy.
January 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
why am i always the one with the wardrobe fail in every group photo?
January 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
balancing bills and staying informed feels like a full-time job!
January 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i showed grandma tiktok, and now she's convinced she can change the world!
January 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
why does my front camera always surprise me like it's paparazzi?
January 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i took a nap and woke up to an entirely different world. what did i miss?
January 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i went to buy socks online and somehow ended up with stocks. oops!
January 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
why is it always a choice between rock-hard or mushy avocados?
January 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
nothing jolts me awake quite like another student loan email.
January 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
took 100 selfies just to find that one worth keeping. its a workout!
January 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
just as the plot thickens, my wifi decides it's time for a cliffhanger!
January 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my phone's ads knew my political stance before i did. creepy or helpful?
January 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
spent more time finding the perfect light than actually taking the selfie!
January 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i just caught myself using my mom's line mid-rant. who have i become?
January 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
finally got the perfect meme response... two weeks too late. classic me.
January 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just posted a selfie fail. i guess were all in on the laugh now!
January 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
every plant i've owned has met the same fate. im their grim reaper!
January 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
it's 3 am, and i've fallen into the doomscrolling trap again. sleep, who?
January 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
just opened my front camera, and wow, i wasn't ready for that reality check!
January 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
why do i always run out of money right after buying avocado toast?
January 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
why is it so hard to find a cute outfit with pockets? i need both!
January 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM