The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF
banner
n9x.tel
The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF
@n9x.tel
brendan • 29 • he/him, pan • anthro artist • dog/mage mix

no minors, weirdos, lightless beings
i putting you into hidden cube for eternity

- main: energyrune.bsky.social
- https://www.furaffinity.net/user/nextel/
- https://www.patreon.com/nextel
Pinned
☆ links + shop: nex2.carrd.co
☆ tips: ko-fi.com/powerviolence

www.patreon.com/nextel
subscribestar.adult/nextel

☆ comm inquiry form: forms.gle/xg8LRuzM9S9U...

And here's dogy
(other characters in replies!)
Reposted by The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF
biting u biting u
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
seems like the insane upcharge is just on books, prints are still the same price

i think im going to try for 2 new prints this year. super last minute but apparently ill get them fairly fast apparently
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
jesus fucking christ the cost to get my stupid sketchbook printed is almost double the price it was in january im going to tear my own scalp off
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I have like three things 1 step from finishing rn but the last step is overpainting , and as usual im doing much more Overthinking than Overpainting lole
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Holey shit yuzu tea with honey and ginger is a straight up healing potion against a sore throat man where have u been all my life
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
awesome
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
man fml my psych is leaving the practice in early december, meaning my january appointment is canned AND ill have to go back to paying $260/mo with a new psych bc theres no shot theyll let me have my current (and very uncommon) every-three-months appointments

Just bleeding money as usual lol
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Reposted by The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF
[old/repost] June loves buying gifts for her friends but tends to impulse-buy..

w @n9x.tel 's Reed
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF
auughhj #tombetching
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
CR003 | PLATA - I CAN'T SLEEP
YouTube video by Circadian Rhythms
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
ill never understand the thought process behind people ive never met in my entire life directly acknowledging things i say i wont draw in my terms, but asking for a personal exception in their case.

Not super frequent but frequent enough to be remarkable at least lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
sucks to have been raised in a family that takes pride in working ones self into the grave [usually an early one] bc its like something even im not fully deprogrammed out of believing lol. The Work Mind Virus or whatever
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Man what the fuck is it with people getting sick and suddenly having a bloodborne enemy patrol where they stumble around like a reanimated corpse, groaning, touching and open-mouth coughing on fucking everything. Then when another person is nearby, the virus steers them into the room like cordyceps
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i gotta say though theres something inherently really really funny about MULTIPLE people hearing that i dont play video games and immediately thinking my life must be horribly sad
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
really funny interaction last night where my brother asked me if i would buy arc raiders or whatever its called, and i said no because im not interested in 9/10 games and play maybe 1 a year

he suddenly looked really sad and said "you need to play more video games... this is really not normal..."
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF
very scary late halloween image !!!!! terrifying fate worse than death @probykitty.bsky.social meet probydoggy ideot
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Dude we arent even a week into November and its already shaping up to be the most brutal month of the year for me LMFAO im getting fucking hammered with sudden expenses while im trying to scrounge up funds for last minute mff merch and shit

and bro dont even get me started on groceries
November 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
very scary late halloween image !!!!! terrifying fate worse than death @probykitty.bsky.social meet probydoggy ideot
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF
hhhhggf #tombetching
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ouhhghgggg
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i have like joke opinions regarding most of the cities with big furry populations but chicago is weird for me. It used to be that there was nobody here, bc id never met anyone else

but now my exp is that its like almost all daddish gay dog furries lmfao
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i think the thing here is that the ppl i was seeing baseball posts from were like inner-city millennials who simply dont know how to justify being upset w/o it tying to base level politics

Then when i make a joke abt it, the ACTUALLY politically tapped-in furries pull up with REAL Evil Lore lol
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Lmfao DELETING my original post bc PERHAPS THE JOKE COMPARISON I MADE about that team being talked about as if theyre a police dept MAY HAVE BEEN A BIT TOO ON THE NOSE if we’re talking about the franchise hoolyyy
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Speaking of baseball, dude its so funny the cubs fans here in chicargoe are literally 9 years deep into the high they got from their win in 2016, like they literally couldnt care less about anything happening now they just want me to frame this old newspaper that says “cubs win” for them
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Fair warning, i may get a lil annoying about bumping my patreon and substar this month, bc now im firmly in peepee panic mode now that mff is right around the corner

I haven’t gotten a single new piece of merch all year and havent planned fucking anything bc ive been so obscenely busy
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM