not your dad
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Courtney | they/them | 28 | meme connoisseur | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | find me on ao3: NotYourDad | current favorite ao3 tag: ryoumen sukuna is bad at feelings
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November #promosky !!
Hey, it's ya boy Courtney
🤙🏽 Reading: fantasy, romance, horror
🤙🏽 Anime: jjk, demon slayer, death note
🤙🏽 Fanfic writer, aspiring author
🤙🏽 Queer enby 🌈 they/them
🤙🏽 Don't take me too seriously
Hey, it's ya boy Courtney
🤙🏽 Reading: fantasy, romance, horror
🤙🏽 Anime: jjk, demon slayer, death note
🤙🏽 Fanfic writer, aspiring author
🤙🏽 Queer enby 🌈 they/them
🤙🏽 Don't take me too seriously
I just love my boy so much 🥹🥰
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just love my boy so much 🥹🥰
Guys I think I'm doing it I think I'm actually writing the last chapter of my long fic
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Guys I think I'm doing it I think I'm actually writing the last chapter of my long fic
The way I should have taken today off MAN FUUUUUCK
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The way I should have taken today off MAN FUUUUUCK
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
Thought I put too much ginger in my pumpkin pie but my inlaws just said that it's the best they've ever had 😌
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Thought I put too much ginger in my pumpkin pie but my inlaws just said that it's the best they've ever had 😌
Happy Thanksgiving! If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen. Don't talk to me
Crying Kid GIF
ALT: Crying Kid GIF
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November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen. Don't talk to me
Gods I miss being an athlete
Fun fact about me: in high school I almost outran a boy on the track team because I refused to let him beat me. The only reason he won is because I threw up in the gym
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Gods I miss being an athlete
Do y'all remember the fitnessgram pacer test
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Do y'all remember the fitnessgram pacer test
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🗣️ ITTY 🗣️ BITTY 🗣️ TEENY 🗣️ TINY 🗣️ LITTLE 🗣️ SLUTTY 🗣️ SKIRT 🗣️
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🗣️ ITTY 🗣️ BITTY 🗣️ TEENY 🗣️ TINY 🗣️ LITTLE 🗣️ SLUTTY 🗣️ SKIRT 🗣️
Fuck it, I'm leaving early. I got shit to do
The way I should have taken today off
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fuck it, I'm leaving early. I got shit to do
The way I should have taken today off
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The way I should have taken today off
The way that Australian people say the word "cunt" gives me such a huge bit of dopamine that it should be studied by scientists
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The way that Australian people say the word "cunt" gives me such a huge bit of dopamine that it should be studied by scientists
Me: wants to be a mystery man who everyone wonders about
Also me: literally will not shut the fuck up
Also me: literally will not shut the fuck up
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Me: wants to be a mystery man who everyone wonders about
Also me: literally will not shut the fuck up
Also me: literally will not shut the fuck up
Braaaahh I forgot how slow gameplay is when you haven't modded the fuck out of it hahahahaha
Just got the Nintendo online membership so that my best friend and I can play Stardew Valley together ☺️
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Braaaahh I forgot how slow gameplay is when you haven't modded the fuck out of it hahahahaha
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Ya’ll talking bout pies, I’m already full from the apps.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ya’ll talking bout pies, I’m already full from the apps.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Just got the Nintendo online membership so that my best friend and I can play Stardew Valley together ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just got the Nintendo online membership so that my best friend and I can play Stardew Valley together ☺️
Marriage is all 🥰😘❤️🔥💋💕🫀
Until I realize that I have to live with a man for the rest of my life 🤔🥹💀💔
Until I realize that I have to live with a man for the rest of my life 🤔🥹💀💔
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Marriage is all 🥰😘❤️🔥💋💕🫀
Until I realize that I have to live with a man for the rest of my life 🤔🥹💀💔
Until I realize that I have to live with a man for the rest of my life 🤔🥹💀💔
Okay I did some work now I think I deserve a lil treat (doom scrolling)
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Okay I did some work now I think I deserve a lil treat (doom scrolling)
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i'm soooo tired of seeing the stupid ai thingy whenever i search something on google, sigh
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i'm soooo tired of seeing the stupid ai thingy whenever i search something on google, sigh
Someone yell at me to get off tiktok and do my actual job please and thank you
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Someone yell at me to get off tiktok and do my actual job please and thank you
I truly could not give less of a shit about doing work right now holy GODSSSSS
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I truly could not give less of a shit about doing work right now holy GODSSSSS
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hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +