Nigel Auchterlounie
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Nigel Auchterlounie
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Writer. Mostly of comics. Mostly The Beano. Most notably, Dennis and Gnasher.
But also cartoons.
Whitley Bay.
There's plenty films where pretty much the same thing keeps happening again and again.
Embrace that. Be up front about it. Have it as a category and stop ruining films with a plot.
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Blob (both versions) blob keeps getting people...

The Lady in the Car with glasses and a Gun is great second screen material.
Lady goes somewhere she's never been but keeps getting recognised...
youtu.be/vbKRdr5lyQU?...
THE LADY IN THE CAR WITH GLASSES AND A GUN 1970 VO ST-French HD
YouTube video by deforestkelley72
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oo... been throwing stones in his glass house has he?
go on.
What's he said?
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I like it, but that bit near the beginning where Kirk's shuttle gives a tour of the enterprise for, like, what? 10, 20 minutes!?
That lets you know what you're in for.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He'd be excellent!
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Stop the world. I wanna get off.
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Many years ago, when I was half way to being full-time freelance, I made a mistake on my return & didn't include my normal part time job, (because I thought that tax had been paid.)
I ended up having to pay £500 more.
Then I got £430 back because of a second mistake i'd made in their favour.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
It's been my continued privilege to write Make Me a Menace, on the back page of the Beano, for Hunt to draw, for quite a few years now.
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Thanks Buddy! 😊
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The End.

🎵DOOSH!🎵 DO WHA! DO! DOBEE! DO! 🎵
I didn't do the other eps. I have a life.
Ha! Ha! Ha! The jokes keep coming!
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Near the end now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"You're monsters now."
Not a joke, obvs, but I thought it was a strong line.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lucky not to get shot there!
Hey, if I can do this to no joke script, I probably "Punch up" a sitcom script!
Just saying.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"You'll turn on your own Gingers!" He's right.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Taking a Nokia to the face would hurt.

Then a Star Wars and a Terminator mixed reference!?
I'm really good at this.
And I'm really humble too!
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM