DJ the bleamer
@mzb58.bsky.social
Very happy, single, childless, cat mommy. Loves wearing red lipstick, reading, swimming, long walks, love all my friends. Survivor of reading with 2nd graders. KC Metro
Please no DM’s or invite with boobs.
I’m happy in my own small world.
Please no DM’s or invite with boobs.
I’m happy in my own small world.
Because it was pun-ie.
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July 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Because it was pun-ie.
The raw power of it is breathtaking.
July 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The raw power of it is breathtaking.
Facebook only reinforces self enforced ignorance.
PS they won’t get what I just wrote.
PS they won’t get what I just wrote.
June 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Facebook only reinforces self enforced ignorance.
PS they won’t get what I just wrote.
PS they won’t get what I just wrote.
It does happen… Hitchcock proved it.
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June 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It does happen… Hitchcock proved it.
I went off Amazon months ago. I haunt used book and thrift stores for fun finds. More entertaining and I love surprise finds. Hated feeding the greedy bastards.
June 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I went off Amazon months ago. I haunt used book and thrift stores for fun finds. More entertaining and I love surprise finds. Hated feeding the greedy bastards.
Big beautiful bill?
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June 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Big beautiful bill?
They are just more limber than we are.
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June 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They are just more limber than we are.
Now it all makes sense.
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June 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Now it all makes sense.
All time classic… lost in space.
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June 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
All time classic… lost in space.
Well, that’s ok. It was no one in his family , evidently.
June 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Well, that’s ok. It was no one in his family , evidently.
So, do you just sit in the car to listen to the radio?
June 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So, do you just sit in the car to listen to the radio?
Has she recently visited Alabama? Or just stayed in her rich girl bubble?
June 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Has she recently visited Alabama? Or just stayed in her rich girl bubble?
Class act. What we need but do not currently have.
June 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Class act. What we need but do not currently have.
Ok. Bring more friends…
June 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ok. Bring more friends…
Are owls part bird part cat?
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June 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Are owls part bird part cat?
My heart aches for them…
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June 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My heart aches for them…
Then he should be first to vote to cancel socialist healthcare for members of the senate and congress. Almost all of them have a paycheck to cover their care. But, I guess if they really want their care, they need to meet a work requirement. It’s up to us to push this…
June 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Then he should be first to vote to cancel socialist healthcare for members of the senate and congress. Almost all of them have a paycheck to cover their care. But, I guess if they really want their care, they need to meet a work requirement. It’s up to us to push this…
It lasted as long as a unicorn fart in a high wind.
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June 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It lasted as long as a unicorn fart in a high wind.
I got the same vibes for that baby bird as this…
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June 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I got the same vibes for that baby bird as this…