DJ the bleamer
@mzb58.bsky.social
Very happy, single, childless, cat mommy. Loves wearing red lipstick, reading, swimming, long walks, love all my friends. Survivor of reading with 2nd graders. KC Metro
Please no DM’s or invite with boobs.
I’m happy in my own small world.
Please no DM’s or invite with boobs.
I’m happy in my own small world.
I can only offer my best shot of Bob, my cat’s torturer. Notice the Nobel pose and fluffy tail displayed at resting mode. He hangs on to the bike tire with confidence in his power over my two mighty hunters (behind sliding doors). All hail Bob!
June 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I can only offer my best shot of Bob, my cat’s torturer. Notice the Nobel pose and fluffy tail displayed at resting mode. He hangs on to the bike tire with confidence in his power over my two mighty hunters (behind sliding doors). All hail Bob!
Introducing bob, my cats entertainment.
June 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Introducing bob, my cats entertainment.
Ok. I have a persistent suitor. He flirts with me and my cats. His name is (I think) bob. I am beginning to think he only is attracted to me because I give him almonds and dried mango cubes.
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ok. I have a persistent suitor. He flirts with me and my cats. His name is (I think) bob. I am beginning to think he only is attracted to me because I give him almonds and dried mango cubes.
Don’t know if you can spot the cheeky little squirrel hanging out in my pots on my balcony teasing my cats…
June 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Don’t know if you can spot the cheeky little squirrel hanging out in my pots on my balcony teasing my cats…
Can also wear our uniform.
June 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Can also wear our uniform.
Then wear appropriate apparel to the event.
June 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Then wear appropriate apparel to the event.
They look like me in high heels. Finally gave them up after the last trip and fall. Turn away if you can’t stand blood. Stare and laugh your ass off at me if you’re ok with gore.
June 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They look like me in high heels. Finally gave them up after the last trip and fall. Turn away if you can’t stand blood. Stare and laugh your ass off at me if you’re ok with gore.
Spider herding at work.
Took it outside. So pretty and delicate. Wouldn’t moosh it.
Ps couldn’t tell if it was male or female. I thought it would be rude to look.
Took it outside. So pretty and delicate. Wouldn’t moosh it.
Ps couldn’t tell if it was male or female. I thought it would be rude to look.
June 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Spider herding at work.
Took it outside. So pretty and delicate. Wouldn’t moosh it.
Ps couldn’t tell if it was male or female. I thought it would be rude to look.
Took it outside. So pretty and delicate. Wouldn’t moosh it.
Ps couldn’t tell if it was male or female. I thought it would be rude to look.
Correct wearing apparel for the parade in case you make it to actually view it.
June 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Correct wearing apparel for the parade in case you make it to actually view it.
I’m getting one of this.
May 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m getting one of this.
I think I’m going to invest in a hat to counter protest MAGA peeps. Wear it for June 14th, shitlers b-day and military parade.
May 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think I’m going to invest in a hat to counter protest MAGA peeps. Wear it for June 14th, shitlers b-day and military parade.
My mon’alisha trying to get her butt in the sun from a northern window. She keeps trying.
May 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My mon’alisha trying to get her butt in the sun from a northern window. She keeps trying.
My Coco’s intent to telepathically let me know it’s time to wake up and feed me. Focus was fuzzy because she was purring at my face.
May 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My Coco’s intent to telepathically let me know it’s time to wake up and feed me. Focus was fuzzy because she was purring at my face.
I have Coco de Fluffy and Mon’alisha.
May 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I have Coco de Fluffy and Mon’alisha.
Cheap thrill. $15 find at the thrift store. Molly the moo-er greats me in my entry way, when I come home.
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Cheap thrill. $15 find at the thrift store. Molly the moo-er greats me in my entry way, when I come home.
I hope you find him. I have rescued dogs before in the past and they are nicer than people.
Tater the wounded pit bull mix. He got a home soon after I got him to the shelter. Glad you got your dog chipped!
Tater the wounded pit bull mix. He got a home soon after I got him to the shelter. Glad you got your dog chipped!
April 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I hope you find him. I have rescued dogs before in the past and they are nicer than people.
Tater the wounded pit bull mix. He got a home soon after I got him to the shelter. Glad you got your dog chipped!
Tater the wounded pit bull mix. He got a home soon after I got him to the shelter. Glad you got your dog chipped!
Wow! It works! Here’s mine.
April 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wow! It works! Here’s mine.
Well I do it too. I’m 66 years old, but like a photo of me when I was 35. Weight on my drivers license is goal weight, and I tell everyone I am charming and witty. Hah!
April 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Well I do it too. I’m 66 years old, but like a photo of me when I was 35. Weight on my drivers license is goal weight, and I tell everyone I am charming and witty. Hah!