I know I'm in the minority with this, but I don't care for Christmas music before December. My office is playing it now. Today is November 10th. Thank God for AirPods.

I'm sitting at work with a fever and not feeling well thanks to my coworkers who refused to stay home and/or wear a mask when they were sick. I can't say thank you enough. 🫤

Another 'Good Morning' to everyone, except my coworker who came to work sick, but instead of wearing a mask, they're sneezing and coughing all over everything.

Good morning to everyone except the person in my office who left the toaster setting on 4 causing my Pop-Tarts to burn.

My toxic trait is thinking that I can provide food for every bird and wild animal I see. (Not my hand, but I wish it was.)

It's storming horribly here. Why does the sound of thunder still scare the living crap out of me like it did when I was a kid?!

I have one of the worst bouts of the flu I’ve ever had. Please send help or tips for getting rid of this quickly. 🤒

There's nothing like an overdraft notice when you're already stressing about the holidays. Thank you, Chase bank. (Yes, I know it's my fault so don't come at me, please.)

Third year in a row! @rhettmc.mythical.com and Link are my Top Artists! Best feel good music I've ever known! 🤩🎶

Some people are annoyed having to work these three days before Thanksgiving, but I kind of like it. The office is extra quiet so you can get caught up and the city is like a ghost town driving to and from work. It's pretty incredible to see this city mellowed out, if only for a short while.

I've been at work for half an hour and I've already dropped an entire peanut butter covered bagel onto the front of my shirt. This is why I should always have a change of clothes at work.

When your 'Sunday Scaries' start on Friday, you might be in the wrong job.

I just accidentally ran into my favorite neighbor as he was bringing my Amazon package upstairs for me. (He's the nicest!) The only problem is that I haven't showered in two days, my hair is a rat's nest and without makeup, I look like a zombie. I am never leaving my apartment again. 🫣

I’m excited to find this place that helps me smile when all I feel like doing is crying.

I’m Nikki - book lover, friend of squirrels, cat mom, Rhett and Link super fan, Pokémon Go obsessed player, and so much more to be revealed slowly. 🤪

Hi, everyone! It’s my cool little dude Reynolds! 🥰