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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈
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Chiefest and greatest of calamities. She/her
We can’t risk it
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Can we just go like three generations without Kennedys in office
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love watching the way they move
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In my day the trend was onions in the socks
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You’ve gotta be like the PTSA, screen that shit as it comes into your house! Also make sure that if you have a fish tank, Peanut is not left unsupervised with the library books (toddler me thought the fish would enjoy reading them)
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I am the reason our family was a No Silly Putty 🚫 household
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Okay but that’s practically asking for it
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The other thing, and I know this probably sounds trivial but to me it is not, is that kids like LIVE on ketchup. Every single meal. It gets everywhere, all over themselves, and I hate ketchup so much I would be puking after every meal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is living through a fascist takeover a symptom of perimenopause because it feels like we’re all going through it right now
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why does it suck so much???
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yeah and he deserved it!
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Lego for sure, bunch of GI Joes all over the place, but honestly the pee on the bathroom floor, let alone the toilet seat
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
In this economy???
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I, too, have crushed on America Ferrera
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Safety nerd who prioritizes her cat 💯
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yessssssss
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM