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VGK day f**king one!
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I started being regularly on Twitter in 2012. It was the pulse of society at the time.
Want to know what was happening with big stories in real-time? Couldn’t beat it. An inside lens on different cultures? It was there. Suggestions on new things to learn more about. Check. Hope to see that here too
Sums up conservative economics in one picture
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So does this mean that we won’t be getting $5K DOGE checks now?
#trumpvelon
June 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Everyone is asking: who will MAGA side with? Who will Rs in congress side with?
The real question is “Who will Putin side with?”

If Putin sides against Trump will MAGA still love him and Russia?

We know elected Rs will do whatever is best for them, and quite a few are beholden to Putin.
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Now we all know with their massive egos, this won’t go away or die down until one is sufficiently convinced the other has been taken down.
Elon can shape politics for decades, the cult of MAGA dies without its leader.
Who are elected Republicans going to side with?
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yes!!! Becky Lynch for the surprise partner!!
#WrestleMania
April 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Translation: expected outcome from hiring a drunk gossip has happened
BREAKING NYT:

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That fatal 4-way seemed kinda quick, didn’t it?
#WrestleMania
April 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Breakker got robbed
#WrestleMania
April 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I haven’t seen much of Bron Breakker cause I haven’t watched in years, but I loved the Steiner Brothers when they were a tag team so I’m pulling for him
#wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Of course Paul Heyman was dirty.
#wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Using the announcer table doesn’t have the same felling without those big bulky monitors
down in the tabletop
#Wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Holy shit Living Color is playing for CM Punk’s entrance
#wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I haven’t watched much WWE the past few teasers, did Charlotte get plastic surgery or just go overboard on Ozempic?
April 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fatu sounds like a dish at a restaurant with small portions and waiters in tuxedos.
#wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dang that big guy is very athletic
#wrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Let’s see how Bad News Barrett works on the announce table
#wrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So apparently the only possible answer when I ask my son about the video game he’s playing is “bro, isn’t it obvious?”
April 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
#FAFO only works when you care about the finding out part. If they’re cool with it affecting them nothing changes
March 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Canadian Oil Is About Greed. Not Need. Please Share. I Follow Reposters!

youtu.be/w4J09XFxRVM?...
Canadian Oil Is About Greed, Not Need
YouTube video by Mr Global
youtu.be
February 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Started / Going
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wanna piss of people in #Vegas? Drive around coming to complete stops at stop signs.
February 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM