KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A judge says Missouri’s abortion ban isn't enforceable under new amendment, ensuring legal abortions in the state.

I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course

jesus christ he was hiding in plain sight

It is now illegal

Best friends means

Corporations created the grinch to keep our eyes off the real enemy

10% off? why not smack me with a tire iron while you’re at it

when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing

when will it be my turn to stun in new photo

Joe Biden was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,

The courage to say fuck it we ball,

And the wisdom to know when we are so back