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@myrskyvaris.bsky.social
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Gale (they/them), 34, warplock engineer. AuDHD, Queer.

Shitposting from the closet (Metro Detroit) - 18+ only, scram.

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Photo of my recent prerolls haul. 6 lemon cherry crisp, animal face, banana split cream, 7 cherry pie cookies, all by sapphire farms. They're lined up on my little end table, with a burgundy and black glitter spiderweb runner and red flower ash tray and a Bic lighter with a dog in sunglasses. One of the cherry tubes is open and the pre roll unlit in the ash tray. In the background is my cat's water and some black marble fabric drawers.
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Screenshot from my tumblr dash. Hannibal is... Lovingly caressing Will's face as he has a seizure. And Abel is giving them MAD side. Rocktheholygrail added a rainbow flag emoji and a question ark.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Photo of the complete 3 season box set for Hannibal. It pictures Mads Mikkelsen as the titular character eating a rack of probably people and a glass of red wine.
August 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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engagement bait no cheating post your lock screen

I haven't changed it since the day I got my phone.
Photo of my lock screen. The background is a black and white shot of frost blooming across glass, with a faint white to black gradient. The text is dark red. It's 8:55pm on July 25th. 78F and cloudy. New moon. Moonset 9:55 pm
July 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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FINALLY.
Photo of the standing ac unit set up in my room. It's set to 62. My room dropped from 88 to 75 in like fifteen minutes.
July 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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@tepidtea.bsky.social and an art fight attack on another lovely rat-thing.
A mostly gray rat with lilac skin and light black and white markings and mane, being held up on the clawed hand of Myrkur.
July 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Like ok hurt/comfort is my favorite fanfic trope but I still want to bite you about it.
Quiz results from spankpls The Soft One 91.7% match You find beauty and strength in BDSM’s tender side, a sanctuary of gentle touches, whispered reassurances, and quiet intimacy. Whether offering or basking in care, your heart beats for moments where vulnerability meets kindness, and power is wielded softly. BDSM is a language of connection, where every caress, soft restraint, or gentle request speaks of trust and affection. Likely preferences Romance & Affection • Sensation Play • Praise • Fingering • Jerk Off Instructions
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Art fight attack for bsky.app/profile/lady... !
Digital sketch of a black, lightly scaled dark gray lupine-ish creature. Their toothy maw splitting all the way back to their ears. They have 5 eyes. Two in their normal place, and three more across the forehead. The creature has a thicker dark mane, two sets of ears, horns, a few red scales on the shoulder and flank, and a red scaled belly. The background is blood red clouds.
July 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Photo of my cat being INSANELY JEALOUS of the weighted dragon plushie I got for Christmas. I have the plushie plopped on my hip in bed. She came and sat on my ribs and pinned her ears because how absolute dare.
July 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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This is Lilith she's a goblin cleverly disguised as a tiny cat.

She likes to lick plastic. Not eat the plastic just loudly slurp the plastic.
A photo of a tiny torbie loaf of cat with bright green eyes. She's almost entirely a brown tabby with only a few hints of orange over her flank. She's caught mid yelling at me for leaving for work.
July 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I missed my derpy little van.
Photo of the plushie army on the dashboard of my van. Left to right. A hand made rosary of black, white, and red skulls with a rainbow-gemmed cameo of Santa Meurte hanging from my mirror. Mini squish gargoyle, a pirate rubber duck, a rat skeleton, an orange and black jumping spider beanie boo. Two black beanie boo dragons, a micro squish spider, a tiny crow in a witch hat, a tiny purple unicorn, a micro bean boo rat, a micro squish rat in a pumpkin, a chibi umbreon, and a really fluffy black dragon. Spotify is playing Ritual by Realecta and Kate Nord. Can't forget my little cat-wolf and Death the mini squishmello
July 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Screenshot of a tweet by @softfennec *gestures at horses* here are the stables *gestures at other, flickering, vibrating horses. One horse explodes* and here are the unstables
July 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Look I don't want to go to work either!
Photo of my very tiny torbie cat Lilly, sitting in my lap and looking up at me pitifully.
July 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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First attack for Art Fight!

Had to get revenge for Relka. From one weird deer thing to another, this is @berrydoe.bsky.social 's North!
Berry Doe's character North. Hunkering down to give someone a good clawed bitch slap, a large, muscular brown humanoid deer creature with a skull for a head, black mane and points, and scattered scars. Jutting out of his right shoulder are stone points, and he wears a simple talisman on a gold chain. Blurred in the background are the northern lights. References taken from Hero Forge (pose), Sketch Fab (skull), and unsplash (background).
July 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Throwing my hat in the ring at the last minute...

artfight.net/~storm-x-crow
My team card for art fight. I picked team crystal. In the upper left corner is a piccrew of myself, with my featured characters being Myrkur and Relka.
June 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I am literal trailer trash.

As I finish off my brick of instant Ramen.
Photo of a "What class food choices are you" pie chart. I have nil in upper and upper middle class. Lower middle class is just about maxed out, followed closely by nicker class and then low class.
June 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A photo of one of the 12' tall skeletons. Decked out in rainbows for pride. It's wearing a rainbow skirt and arm warmers, with a rainbow of flowers woven into the rib cage and a crown of rainbow hearts.
June 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Horned rat piss I've been on bluesky too long.

The first thing that went through my head was "That person does not know any furries."
A photo of a small boat being towed in front of me this morning. The name of the boat in giant cursive lettering I shit you not. "Knot Working"
June 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Last year, Walmart had pronoun pins. This year, they also went the target route.
Photo of the solitary pride shipper in a Walmart. Most of the items are beige with muted, incomplete rainbow accents and vague text. Half the shit doesn't even say pride. There's a little bit of rainbow stuff on one edge.
June 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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FINALLY!
A screenshot of my Libby account, showing that I have (FINALLY!) been able to check out Rogue Protocol.
June 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June
Photo of two of our other cats. Skittles, the antichrist disguised as a brown classic tabby with white feet, and "The Little Fat Baby" (she has a title not a name) a rotund tortie with a comically tiny head and big bright sparkly eyes. They're cuddling together on the couch.
June 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Well software calls are good for one thing anyway.
A photo of my small sketchbook, showing a collection of animal skulls. A bird, a dog, I think a cat, a deer, and a horse. Reference credit to sketchfab.com
May 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Abigail I cut that tree down last week I don't think it's gonna do anything...
A photo of me playing stardew while I wait at the mechanic. It's Abigail's heart event where she's playing the flute in the rain, and tells me to get under the tree. Next to her is a sapling where the tree she's referring to is supposed to be.
May 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Whenever Lily is up to Goblin Shit™️ it's "MA'AM!"
Closeup photo of my cat, Lilith. A very tiny like 99% brown torbie. She has bright green eyes lit up by the window.
May 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Someday~ I will get her tattooed into a cameo.
A photo of my favorite illustration from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. It's a black and white sketch of an unevenly rotted, partially skeletal, unnervingly stretched out of proportion woman. This one gave me nightmares when I was a kid! I was really fucking weird about death even back then thanks to the DSM alphabet soup. So naturally I would sit there and stare at it until I wasn't scared of her anymore.
May 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM