Halitosis
@mypolyesterelbow.bsky.social
💅✨️America's Sexiest Corpse✨️
Artist, Blood Thief, Neighborhood Insomniac.
Artist, Blood Thief, Neighborhood Insomniac.
Get to see my partner tomorrow yippie!
May 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Get to see my partner tomorrow yippie!
I may not be able to smell very well but dear god why did I dump that shitty perfume down the drain.
Have the headache of all headaches!
My boss gave it to me for lab week and thr bottle was a cute lil star and I wanna put bugs in it but christ
Have the headache of all headaches!
My boss gave it to me for lab week and thr bottle was a cute lil star and I wanna put bugs in it but christ
April 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I may not be able to smell very well but dear god why did I dump that shitty perfume down the drain.
Have the headache of all headaches!
My boss gave it to me for lab week and thr bottle was a cute lil star and I wanna put bugs in it but christ
Have the headache of all headaches!
My boss gave it to me for lab week and thr bottle was a cute lil star and I wanna put bugs in it but christ
Finally getting shit unpacked and hung up in this shit apartment.
Definitely not doing this to procrastinate on biger tasks
Definitely not doing this to procrastinate on biger tasks
April 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Finally getting shit unpacked and hung up in this shit apartment.
Definitely not doing this to procrastinate on biger tasks
Definitely not doing this to procrastinate on biger tasks
Gale took the best picture of me to ever exist. Everyone must witness it!
April 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gale took the best picture of me to ever exist. Everyone must witness it!
It's come to my attention that I cannot decipher white trash shorthand anymore.
This wonderful man fixing my car is speaking to me and I have no idea ehat the ehll he's saying
This wonderful man fixing my car is speaking to me and I have no idea ehat the ehll he's saying
April 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's come to my attention that I cannot decipher white trash shorthand anymore.
This wonderful man fixing my car is speaking to me and I have no idea ehat the ehll he's saying
This wonderful man fixing my car is speaking to me and I have no idea ehat the ehll he's saying
Everyday i get closer to the crystals.
Everyday they shine into my eyeball like a kitty laser beam. They slowly tell me the secrets in a long dead language, clicking in my ears.
So close to cracking the code.
I can taste it!
Maybe that's just the blood.
Everyday they shine into my eyeball like a kitty laser beam. They slowly tell me the secrets in a long dead language, clicking in my ears.
So close to cracking the code.
I can taste it!
Maybe that's just the blood.
April 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Everyday i get closer to the crystals.
Everyday they shine into my eyeball like a kitty laser beam. They slowly tell me the secrets in a long dead language, clicking in my ears.
So close to cracking the code.
I can taste it!
Maybe that's just the blood.
Everyday they shine into my eyeball like a kitty laser beam. They slowly tell me the secrets in a long dead language, clicking in my ears.
So close to cracking the code.
I can taste it!
Maybe that's just the blood.
I always say 18 year old me would kill me.
Rn I feel like we could hang out
Rn I feel like we could hang out
April 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I always say 18 year old me would kill me.
Rn I feel like we could hang out
Rn I feel like we could hang out
Halitosis Records
Professional pervert
Advanced bloodlust
Doctorate in Emesis
Professional pervert
Advanced bloodlust
Doctorate in Emesis
April 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Halitosis Records
Professional pervert
Advanced bloodlust
Doctorate in Emesis
Professional pervert
Advanced bloodlust
Doctorate in Emesis
God I love cursive
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
God I love cursive
Getting ads for the red cross is so goddamn surreal and dystopia.
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
March 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Getting ads for the red cross is so goddamn surreal and dystopia.
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
Consumed far too much cheese at shark cooter last night.
My lactose intolerance has bested me again
My lactose intolerance has bested me again
March 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Consumed far too much cheese at shark cooter last night.
My lactose intolerance has bested me again
My lactose intolerance has bested me again
Need a retired cadaver dog
March 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Need a retired cadaver dog
It's time for me to start cosplaying again
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's time for me to start cosplaying again
Kitty cat ring pop?
March 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Kitty cat ring pop?
Up till 2am making signs again
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Up till 2am making signs again
Last night at karoke Nicholas would only drink out of his taco bell cup so I very shittly wrote witchlab on it to make the branding official
He also got unofficially promoted to HR
He also got unofficially promoted to HR
February 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last night at karoke Nicholas would only drink out of his taco bell cup so I very shittly wrote witchlab on it to make the branding official
He also got unofficially promoted to HR
He also got unofficially promoted to HR
My new years resolution has become:
Waking up in a full body shaking panic at 5am sharp everyday.
I didn't choose this life it chose me, just that fly
Waking up in a full body shaking panic at 5am sharp everyday.
I didn't choose this life it chose me, just that fly
February 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My new years resolution has become:
Waking up in a full body shaking panic at 5am sharp everyday.
I didn't choose this life it chose me, just that fly
Waking up in a full body shaking panic at 5am sharp everyday.
I didn't choose this life it chose me, just that fly
Being assaulted by memories of sitting on the black asphalt parking lot in 7th grade. Sharing earbuds with my friend as he showed me skrillex.
February 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Being assaulted by memories of sitting on the black asphalt parking lot in 7th grade. Sharing earbuds with my friend as he showed me skrillex.
Need kimchi rn or I will die
February 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Need kimchi rn or I will die
I just chugged a giant draft beer in like 15 seconds because I ordered the wrong thing and didn't want my mom to walk i to the restaurant and see me with a big beer on her birthday.
The waiter watched lol
The waiter watched lol
February 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I just chugged a giant draft beer in like 15 seconds because I ordered the wrong thing and didn't want my mom to walk i to the restaurant and see me with a big beer on her birthday.
The waiter watched lol
The waiter watched lol