Deadlift Schrempf
@mynameisosito.bsky.social
Still tryna do it for Lil Saint | Lvl 32 | I once offended a nation over chickens Alfredo | Sometimes I sing for money
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
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me after my 3rd plate
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
me after my 3rd plate
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ESPN trying to put a level of introspection in Lane Kiffin’s mind that I cannot believe exist.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
ESPN trying to put a level of introspection in Lane Kiffin’s mind that I cannot believe exist.
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Nothing says Philly like booing the 8-3, division-leading, defending Super Bowl champs off the field after one possession (and they're correct)
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Nothing says Philly like booing the 8-3, division-leading, defending Super Bowl champs off the field after one possession (and they're correct)
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
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Giannis Antetokounmpo had his 157th career game with 30+ points, 10+ rebounds & 5+ assists tonight, tying Oscar Robertson & Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for most in NBA history.
Giannis played 28 minutes in a loss.
Giannis played 28 minutes in a loss.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Giannis Antetokounmpo had his 157th career game with 30+ points, 10+ rebounds & 5+ assists tonight, tying Oscar Robertson & Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for most in NBA history.
Giannis played 28 minutes in a loss.
Giannis played 28 minutes in a loss.
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SaCoon really tanked their whole season
Eagles aint been the same since Saquon took that pic with Felon 47.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
SaCoon really tanked their whole season
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You’re laughing.
The plagiarism slop factories that eat rivers to steal human creativity are exploding and you’re laughing.
The plagiarism slop factories that eat rivers to steal human creativity are exploding and you’re laughing.
January 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You’re laughing.
The plagiarism slop factories that eat rivers to steal human creativity are exploding and you’re laughing.
The plagiarism slop factories that eat rivers to steal human creativity are exploding and you’re laughing.
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The OGs got it right, it’s a very different experience watching tv standing directly in front of the tv with some smoke in ya mouth and ya hands on ya hips.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The OGs got it right, it’s a very different experience watching tv standing directly in front of the tv with some smoke in ya mouth and ya hands on ya hips.
We had a lovely Thanksgiving. Pretty lowkey, but plenty of food and love.
I threw down, just in case niggas was wondering.
I threw down, just in case niggas was wondering.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
We had a lovely Thanksgiving. Pretty lowkey, but plenty of food and love.
I threw down, just in case niggas was wondering.
I threw down, just in case niggas was wondering.
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Breaking News from CNN: The GA Prosecutor has killed the Election interference case against the Convicted FElon & his allies.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Breaking News from CNN: The GA Prosecutor has killed the Election interference case against the Convicted FElon & his allies.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
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Outside in shorts and a short sleeved shirt the week of Thanksgiving
Global warming <<<<>>>>>
Global warming <<<<>>>>>
bob 's burgers bob and tina are standing next to each other on a patio
ALT: bob 's burgers bob and tina are standing next to each other on a patio
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Outside in shorts and a short sleeved shirt the week of Thanksgiving
Global warming <<<<>>>>>
Global warming <<<<>>>>>
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Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
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At least they were consistent and gave him birthing hips
An AI-generated Christian artist named Solomon Ray has taken the gospel music world by storm after topping the iTunes and Billboard charts with his album “Faithful Soul.”
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
The No. 1 Christian artist topping the charts has no soul — thanks to AI
“I think that it’s really weird to be opening up your spirit to something that has no spirit.”
nypost.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
At least they were consistent and gave him birthing hips
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
theonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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Special redaction project. So obstruction of evidence
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Special redaction project. So obstruction of evidence
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ON COONBI??? 😭
Growing up, both were rejected by the Blacks.
Now grown, they've found acceptance with the whites—and the whiteness within one another.
Explore their platonic journey as they navigate their interracial relationships and cultivate their special koon kinship.
"A Coon is Born"
Now on Coonbi
Now grown, they've found acceptance with the whites—and the whiteness within one another.
Explore their platonic journey as they navigate their interracial relationships and cultivate their special koon kinship.
"A Coon is Born"
Now on Coonbi
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ON COONBI??? 😭
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Happy Thanksgiving, Niggas
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, Niggas
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There is a "we want Kyle [Lowry]!" chant breaking out from Sixers fans with the team down 41 with 4:30 left to play.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
There is a "we want Kyle [Lowry]!" chant breaking out from Sixers fans with the team down 41 with 4:30 left to play.
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Forget thanksgiving pull up on him.
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Forget thanksgiving pull up on him.
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A man with his own sexual assault allegations is making a documentary about someone else’s. Interesting.
The four-part docuseries is executive produced by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Combs’ rival who relentlessly trolled him throughout his criminal trial.
50 Cent’s Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Documentary Will Debut On Netflix In December
The four-part docuseries is executive produced by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Combs’ rival who relentlessly trolled him throughout his criminal trial.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A man with his own sexual assault allegations is making a documentary about someone else’s. Interesting.