Last of a frying breed
mylifeischaos.bsky.social
Last of a frying breed
@mylifeischaos.bsky.social
Taking a cold shower to cool off from my hot shower is key
June 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Today was my first day back after 2 1/2 weeks off, right. So around 10 I get a zoom invite from my manager. Please note I have anxiety and been stressed about coming back to work. I get in the zoom room and my manager’s manager is there, so I start to panic. Man, they told me I got promoted lmao
June 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Have you seen Christian art? It doesn’t have to be good if it’s godly
June 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He ain’t even lie. They love it when you’re supportive. They be engaging in negative self talk in public so I know those thoughts are dark 😭
Happy 69th Birthday to the incredibly talented Keith David 🎂🎉🎊

He has lots of receipts.. this scene from "Community" sends me 🤣🤣
June 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They operate from the stance that women don’t want them nor are they genuinely interested in whatever nerdy activity they’re participating in.That’s part of why they’re so damn antagonistic to women in those spaces. Lot of the incels think women enter their spaces solely to exploit them.
I am still trying to understand this "incel" shit you have all these loner dudes out here talking about women don't like them cause they nerds...and there's a bunch of "nerdy" women looking like that out here...something ain't adding up🤣
June 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Convinced it’s because they grew up watching porn where it worked
Why do men always think someone wants to see it anyway????
I promise you if she wanna see your dingaling, she gon make it known. Keep it in your pants until then.
June 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thibs not good enough if the Knicks want a chip
May 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I would have said the part where I got the have it with you
May 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
224 hrs a year. Also get 20 hours for appointments and such. I think there’s one more but I can’t remember. I just know it’s no big deal if I say I need time off.
Everyone is talking about PTO so lets be nosey.

How much is in your pto bank?
May 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Is this like the end of the line for people that fight before school? Like this is the most evolved form of that concept? Am I making sense
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When I was a financial advisor I’d pull into garage blasting this after I pulled a new client open.spotify.com/track/21IP4A...
May 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oh, this is my favorite question because the Bible says he was medium ugly!
May 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
She was mean 😂
Yall, what’s the dumbest reason you liked somebody? Anything other than looks.
May 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Need to be geeked up like this soon
Shots hitting…
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Shaky arms? Let me do another set of pushups. Can’t be me
May 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Why are there so many sex related memes for SpongeBob? That’s kids show 😭
May 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Everyone likes chicken nuggets, just call them by their god given name.
May 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
His finally grift gonna be writing a book on passing as a black man.
Yall know who ain’t had their Black ancestry confirmed ?!?! SHAUN KING.
May 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
No. Regular sex does increase males testosterone levels which encourages beard growth. It’s still all about genetics tho
Does eating 🐱 really make y’all’s beard grow?
May 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Mixing champagne, tequila, and squirt tonight
January 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It only works the first time and when y’all are claiming to be mad at us
December 25, 2024 at 3:46 AM
You try and fail. You have to try
Genuinely asking, how do y’all make friends online?
December 19, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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I change them swiftly.

They noise fills me with rage
wizardry aside….we really don’t be changing the damn batteries in the smoke alarm huh? 😂
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Check my skeedia
A man that can cook >>>
December 13, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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Today might be a 3 coffee day
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 PM