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Myles Lobdell
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We all know so many billionaires that would be on a wiser course if they had one of these guys in their corner.
That Osborne butler from the Raimi Spider-Man films.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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We are all of us in the trash, but some of us have cool bandanas on our faces.
Raccoon in a dumpster.
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Only for dessert!
Kewpie Mayo Popsicle!
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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My new book is The Great Moon Hoax and the Vindication of Edgar Allan Poe! www.amazon.com/Great-Moon-V...
The greatest journalistic lie in history just became the universe's ultimate truth—and Edgar Allan Poe won't stand for it. In 1835, Richard Adams Locke’s fraudulent newspaper story about Bat-Men and Amethyst Temples on the Moon was dismissed by the scientific community, but then proven real by astronomers who discovered colossal, hostile Congreve Rockets aimed at Earth. Furious that a crude hoax eclipsed his own literary genius, Edgar Allan Poe designs a terrifying, impossible counter-strike. Funded by a vengeful P.T. Barnum and championed by frontier legend Davy Crockett, Poe builds the Ethereal Engine: a biological nightmare sheathed in a pulsing, sentient fungal membrane and propelled by the maddening shrieks of shackled Antarctic horrors, the Tekeli-li. This is not a mission of science, but a desperate, spectacular act of artistic vengeance. Poe, Crockett, and a crew of fanatics are launched into the void, determined to prove that a nightmare is superior to a mere lie. To reach the Moon, they must first defy every law of God and man. The show is sold out. The countdown to cosmic madness has begun.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Every time someone launches the Sentinels in the Marvel Universe:
The Arrested Development "Might Work For Us" Meme
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Direct cinematic adaptation of this book. Now, who to star? Who to star?
History and Social Influence of the Potato, Redcliffe Salaman.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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War of the Roses (1989) DVD Cover
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hell yeah.
Gregory Peck in The Big Country (1958).
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Favorite Bill Paxton minor role?
Bill Paxton and Maria Conchita Alonso aiming guns at subway riders in Predator 2.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
Captain Patrick Hendry from the Thing Dr. Arthur Carrington Ned 'Scotty' Scott Crew Chief Bob
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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@jeffparker.bsky.social Hey Jeff Parker! Just thought I'd let you know I took your advice on my new book. Thanks! www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2T13R5...
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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My newest book just went on sale! The Great Moon Hoax and the Vindication of Edgar Allan Poe. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2T13R5...
The Great Moon Hoax and the Vindication of Edgar Allan Poe The greatest journalistic lie in history just became the universe's ultimate truth—and Edgar Allan Poe won't stand for it. In 1835, Richard Adams Locke’s fraudulent newspaper story about Bat-Men and Amethyst Temples on the Moon was dismissed by the scientific community, but then proven real by astronomers who discovered colossal, hostile Congreve Rockets aimed at Earth. Furious that a crude hoax eclipsed his own literary genius, Edgar Allan Poe designs a terrifying, impossible counter-strike. Funded by a vengeful P.T. Barnum and championed by frontier legend Davy Crockett, Poe builds the Ethereal Engine: a biological nightmare sheathed in a pulsing, sentient fungal membrane and propelled by the maddening shrieks of shackled Antarctic horrors, the Tekeli-li. This is not a mission of science, but a desperate, spectacular act of artistic vengeance. Poe, Crockett, and a crew of fanatics are launched into the void, determined to prove that a nightmare is superior to a mere lie. To reach the Moon, they must first defy every law of God and man. The show is sold out. The countdown to cosmic madness has begun.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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What if my glimmer IS a trigger?
Trigger, and Roy Rogers and Dale Evans Lone Rangers guns (with triggers)
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Chlorinated chicken, nothing! Bring on the Nyquil Chicken!
Nyquil Chicken!
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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We all sell out!
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Where's John Rhys Davies when you really need him?
John Rhys Davies and Jerry O'Connell in Sliders!
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Right?!!
Mr. Show Lie Detector
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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What the hell happened to us as a society?
Norman Rockwell, The Shiner
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Absolutely.
The Twits mastering the art of capturing smell through beard.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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THAT'S GUILTY! GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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JLU Episode Man Who Has Everything, with Superman wrapped up in the Black Mercy.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The Gall! Mary Shelley (Elsa Lanchester) surrounded by Shelley and Byron.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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"Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want." Heck! I'll let you have the whole first page. From my novella The Silk Thread Contract.
The introductory page from my novella The Silk Thread Contract. "My Children, My Purpose The room was dimly lit, silent save for the low, dry hiss that seemed to emanate from the woman's very core-a sound that, upon closer attention, carried an unsettling, faint scent of damp earth and rich compost. The outsider, observing the woman, Lyta, noticed the unnerving movements beneath the surface of the breast. A network of faint, quick ridges appeared and vanished across the areola, like tiny, submerged rivers being briefly disturbed, followed by a slow, creeping ripple mov-
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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So, not a fan of Steeringo?
Steeringo! I said Steeringo!
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM