Bryce! Rate my eggs
@myeggs.bsky.social
Sitting at the feet of the master.
@brycebryce.bsky.social not posting every day since I’ve been doing fried rice. Been making the rice with bone broth and wtf why did nobody tell me about this
September 4, 2023 at 1:30 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social not posting every day since I’ve been doing fried rice. Been making the rice with bone broth and wtf why did nobody tell me about this
I could probably beat @brycebryce.bsky.social in an idiot contest. Maybe not though. It would be pretty close.
August 30, 2023 at 2:55 AM
I could probably beat @brycebryce.bsky.social in an idiot contest. Maybe not though. It would be pretty close.
@brycebryce.bsky.social just because I don’t post eggs every day doesn’t mean I don’t eat eggs every day, it’s just I often do 3-4 egg fried rice
August 30, 2023 at 2:40 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social just because I don’t post eggs every day doesn’t mean I don’t eat eggs every day, it’s just I often do 3-4 egg fried rice
@brycebryce.bsky.social taco meat with rice and egg, mmm mmm good
August 27, 2023 at 3:08 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social taco meat with rice and egg, mmm mmm good
@brycebryce.bsky.social I know you don’t think fried rice counts as eggs but also, fuck you, there are 4 eggs in there.
August 23, 2023 at 12:20 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social I know you don’t think fried rice counts as eggs but also, fuck you, there are 4 eggs in there.
10/10 boobies
I had a craving for eggs today for some unknown reason and decided to make breakfast for dinner.
Rate my eggs!
Rate my eggs!
August 21, 2023 at 2:12 AM
10/10 boobies
I could eat like a king for under $7000 a year.
August 21, 2023 at 2:11 AM
I could eat like a king for under $7000 a year.
@brycebryce.bsky.social 3 scrambled eggs on beefy rice. Ate 2 pints of Straus vanilla ice cream for breakfast so I’m prolly over $20 on food today.
August 21, 2023 at 2:06 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social 3 scrambled eggs on beefy rice. Ate 2 pints of Straus vanilla ice cream for breakfast so I’m prolly over $20 on food today.
August 20, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I’m curious about when Bryce broke the egg rating system and started giving ratings over 10. Does anyone know the history here?
August 19, 2023 at 8:16 PM
I’m curious about when Bryce broke the egg rating system and started giving ratings over 10. Does anyone know the history here?
@brycebryce.bsky.social 4 scrambled eggs on a bed of cheesy roasted broccoli
August 17, 2023 at 10:14 PM
@brycebryce.bsky.social 4 scrambled eggs on a bed of cheesy roasted broccoli
Noting warms my loins like coming on here and seeing what Bryce has been up to. Good work sport
August 16, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Noting warms my loins like coming on here and seeing what Bryce has been up to. Good work sport
@brycebryce.bsky.social another day more eggs and gravy, today atop pita
August 16, 2023 at 12:03 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social another day more eggs and gravy, today atop pita
@brycebryce.bsky.social eggs on vegs. Vegs prepared by a real life philosopher, eggs prepared by yours truly
August 13, 2023 at 2:06 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social eggs on vegs. Vegs prepared by a real life philosopher, eggs prepared by yours truly
Btw, forgot to mention, 10/10 dogg. Mabu googurl.
August 12, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Btw, forgot to mention, 10/10 dogg. Mabu googurl.
It would be 10/10 egg if it weren’t for my position on runny yolks. So 8.8/10. But if I learn that Bryce licked his plate clean, it shoots up to 10/10 immediately.
August 12, 2023 at 12:06 AM
It would be 10/10 egg if it weren’t for my position on runny yolks. So 8.8/10. But if I learn that Bryce licked his plate clean, it shoots up to 10/10 immediately.
I don’t skimp on eggs. I just buy the most expensive ones.
August 11, 2023 at 5:11 AM
I don’t skimp on eggs. I just buy the most expensive ones.
@brycebryce.bsky.social homemade shit on a shingle with 3 boiled eggs, horrible work, but you know what, they taste just like eggs, very forgiving creatures (big pour of sake)
August 11, 2023 at 12:50 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social homemade shit on a shingle with 3 boiled eggs, horrible work, but you know what, they taste just like eggs, very forgiving creatures (big pour of sake)
I have not been posting eggs because I made 18 boiled eggs at the start of this job a few days ago and I had to shit and I forgot eggs were boiling so I came in the kitchen with screaming boiling water like wtf didn’t know how long they’d been boiling so I took them off and fuck. They aren’t pretty.
August 11, 2023 at 12:19 AM
I have not been posting eggs because I made 18 boiled eggs at the start of this job a few days ago and I had to shit and I forgot eggs were boiling so I came in the kitchen with screaming boiling water like wtf didn’t know how long they’d been boiling so I took them off and fuck. They aren’t pretty.
Eggheads, eggs just make it all better, they really do. For example I have been working my arse off and pursuing ladyegg and at the end of the day three eggs makes it all worth it. This is what we work for, what we live for.
August 11, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Eggheads, eggs just make it all better, they really do. For example I have been working my arse off and pursuing ladyegg and at the end of the day three eggs makes it all worth it. This is what we work for, what we live for.
I die on this hill. I get it, runny = yummy. But think of the waste! Think if everyone ate runny yolk! Literally tons and tons and tons of wasted yolk all around the globe each year. And think of all the bread it would take to absorb it all! Too much bread, too much waste! Simply unpalatable.
Runny yolks are great, but it’s just so hard to get all the yolk in your belly.
August 8, 2023 at 2:33 PM
I die on this hill. I get it, runny = yummy. But think of the waste! Think if everyone ate runny yolk! Literally tons and tons and tons of wasted yolk all around the globe each year. And think of all the bread it would take to absorb it all! Too much bread, too much waste! Simply unpalatable.
Reminder of a love that is real. This is what eggs can do for you. Think about that.
I’ve been bestowed with egg!!10/10 friendship
Surprise!!! @brycebryce.bsky.social
August 8, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Reminder of a love that is real. This is what eggs can do for you. Think about that.
I’ve started noticing people rating eggs that Bryce has already rated. This is only acceptable if your rating concurs with Bryce’s. Otherwise you are wrong, and that is unacceptable. Show some goddamn respect.
August 8, 2023 at 2:18 PM
I’ve started noticing people rating eggs that Bryce has already rated. This is only acceptable if your rating concurs with Bryce’s. Otherwise you are wrong, and that is unacceptable. Show some goddamn respect.
@brycebryce.bsky.social scrambled eggs on a bed of cheese on a bed of southern beef sausage stew (breakfast gravy)
August 8, 2023 at 3:21 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social scrambled eggs on a bed of cheese on a bed of southern beef sausage stew (breakfast gravy)
@brycebryce.bsky.social shits on shingles, my way. I use ground beef and homemade sausage seasoning instead of actual sausage.
August 7, 2023 at 3:04 AM
@brycebryce.bsky.social shits on shingles, my way. I use ground beef and homemade sausage seasoning instead of actual sausage.