Quintin
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Me: lucky number seven, the luckiest number there is…
Neil deGrasse Tyson busts through the wall like Kool-Aid Man ready to point out the folly of my superstition. I accounted for this and placed the pit accordingly. He will agree to change his behaviour before he is released.
Neil deGrasse Tyson busts through the wall like Kool-Aid Man ready to point out the folly of my superstition. I accounted for this and placed the pit accordingly. He will agree to change his behaviour before he is released.
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Me: lucky number seven, the luckiest number there is…
Neil deGrasse Tyson busts through the wall like Kool-Aid Man ready to point out the folly of my superstition. I accounted for this and placed the pit accordingly. He will agree to change his behaviour before he is released.
Neil deGrasse Tyson busts through the wall like Kool-Aid Man ready to point out the folly of my superstition. I accounted for this and placed the pit accordingly. He will agree to change his behaviour before he is released.
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me: *being murdered*
everyone else on the conference call: can you mute your line
everyone else on the conference call: can you mute your line
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
me: *being murdered*
everyone else on the conference call: can you mute your line
everyone else on the conference call: can you mute your line
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[completely drunk on cooking wine]
CHAMPAGNE SUPAHNOVER IN THIS GUY
CHAMPAGNE SUPAHNOVER IN THIS GUY
December 5, 2024 at 1:33 AM
[completely drunk on cooking wine]
CHAMPAGNE SUPAHNOVER IN THIS GUY
CHAMPAGNE SUPAHNOVER IN THIS GUY
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Going to the zoo in vibrant colors just to dunk on the zebras
December 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Going to the zoo in vibrant colors just to dunk on the zebras
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[finding marshmallows in the cupboard]
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
December 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
[finding marshmallows in the cupboard]
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
wife: why did you send $30 to Dave?
me: *terrified Venmo will finally out me for saying hog log instead of hot dog* cocaine
me: *terrified Venmo will finally out me for saying hog log instead of hot dog* cocaine
November 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
wife: why did you send $30 to Dave?
me: *terrified Venmo will finally out me for saying hog log instead of hot dog* cocaine
me: *terrified Venmo will finally out me for saying hog log instead of hot dog* cocaine
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*picking this couch off my pizza*
August 12, 2023 at 11:50 AM
*picking this couch off my pizza*
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HER: I’m from outside London.
ME: Nearly the entire world is outside London.
ME: Nearly the entire world is outside London.
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 PM
HER: I’m from outside London.
ME: Nearly the entire world is outside London.
ME: Nearly the entire world is outside London.
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
big day coming up for people who like dinner
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[getting high]
me: dude, NASA faked the moon landing
friend: wait, u mean-
me: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere
me: dude, NASA faked the moon landing
friend: wait, u mean-
me: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere
November 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
[getting high]
me: dude, NASA faked the moon landing
friend: wait, u mean-
me: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere
me: dude, NASA faked the moon landing
friend: wait, u mean-
me: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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*Batman’s mechanic who really hates Bruce Wayne* hey Mr. Batman, I installed that night driving feature in the Batmobile so you can run over that prick Bruce Wayne and he’ll never see you coming
November 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
*Batman’s mechanic who really hates Bruce Wayne* hey Mr. Batman, I installed that night driving feature in the Batmobile so you can run over that prick Bruce Wayne and he’ll never see you coming
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Sometimes it do be like that.
August 8, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Sometimes it do be like that.
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Getting horny on main is not enough. I must
February 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Getting horny on main is not enough. I must
Me: *plopping my support hippo on the bench next to me*
Judge: Jail.
Judge: Jail.
February 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Me: *plopping my support hippo on the bench next to me*
Judge: Jail.
Judge: Jail.
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Returning to your office job after a vacation feels exactly like when a dragon demands a willing sacrifice
February 7, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Returning to your office job after a vacation feels exactly like when a dragon demands a willing sacrifice
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practicing self-care by slipping into a giant pan of warm lasagna and pulling the top noodle up like a blanket
August 12, 2023 at 4:05 PM
practicing self-care by slipping into a giant pan of warm lasagna and pulling the top noodle up like a blanket
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We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power
September 13, 2023 at 4:42 PM
We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power
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Cooking up a big batch of groundhog meat for my Super Bowl party.
February 6, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Cooking up a big batch of groundhog meat for my Super Bowl party.
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*climbing into a little red tote bag and waiting to be DoorDashed somewhere nice* Hehe!
February 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
*climbing into a little red tote bag and waiting to be DoorDashed somewhere nice* Hehe!
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What if the All-Madden Team is just a team that consists of all Maddens? What is their purpose? How can we stop them?
January 4, 2024 at 3:03 AM
What if the All-Madden Team is just a team that consists of all Maddens? What is their purpose? How can we stop them?
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The best video game crossover of all time is when Rich Gannon from Madden 2003 was also the bad guy in The Legend of Zelda.
December 21, 2023 at 3:00 PM
The best video game crossover of all time is when Rich Gannon from Madden 2003 was also the bad guy in The Legend of Zelda.
*At the weed store* I'll have an instagram thank you.
November 9, 2023 at 5:17 PM
*At the weed store* I'll have an instagram thank you.