One of the kids I work with told me I’m an unc then remembered I’m nonbinary and called me an unctie 😭😭😭

I thought I would never need trigonometry as an adult but I’m out here using C = πd to calculate the size of O ring I need for my harness

Being beautiful as fuck and thick isn’t for the weak

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

Tenderqueers are the 11th plague on G-d’s green earth, I trust y’all as far as I can throw you

I come on here once a month to like all of my gf’s posts and that’s it

Woke nu metal be like:

Maggots in my brainstem
Partner is a they/them
Maniac bitch
Lock me in an institution
Tie me up
Hurt me
You know that I'm kinky
Paid a girl 200 bucks
To let me suck her twinkie
UH
*breakdown*

I love and admire the joy and whimsy of people who jump in a circle instead of dance at the club

I got locked out of my twitter bc I forgot my password & I think it’s a sign from HaShem Herself to forsake that damn website