I asked my husband to do something and he went off to do it right away. It's the choreplay for me 😍🤤😅

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

I need yall to watch Righteous Gemstones.

Let the world's largest iceberg inspire you: Even after spending months spinning in the same spot, you too can become unstuck.

Art

if all health insurance CEOs live in fear of being murdered maybe premiums will come down

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

Target pick-up makes my life feel so much smoother.

I lowkey think Dom was supposed to die in the original script of Furious 7, but then Paul Walker died and they couldn't have both main characters leave the movies so they changed the end.

I made my husband a playlist for an anniversary about a year ago. Today I played it and the whole time I'm thinking, "He don't even know this is OUR playlist." 😒

THREE HOURS LATER he says, "When I heard you playing our playlist earlier..." MY JAW DROPPED.

I married the most amazing man. 😭

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer with a gif.

(Btw, I followed this thread all the way to the beginning and found out it was stolen from the gays. 🫢)

I’m happy to see a chronological timeline.

Hehehehe, why yes I do.

Here cause "formerly known as Twitter" got repulsing. Hopeful this place has my kind of people! 🥰