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jasper
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on the ground update: they’ve got blimps inside ??
April 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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YOU!!!! YOU DREW THE PERFECT LITTLE GUY!!!!
low baller with an upturned cap on its head, serving as a bowl for tortilla chips
April 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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really enjoy this label on my smoothie bottle that specifies that it contains 19 1/2 berries. makes me feel like i’m eating some sort of meal for gnomes
pink smoothie bottle. it has a label that says “19 1/2 berries”
March 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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u can use google translate app on ur phone to translate from camera/photos
February 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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shoutout to this random gas station bathroom somewhere between north carolina and virginia, featuring very thoroughly labeled soap and dozens of butterfly and mermaid stickers
bathroom mirror selfie of a person in warm, comfortable clothing. the tiled walls of the bathroom behind them are covered in pink stickers of butterflies, mermaids, and flowers. two wall-mounted hand sanitizer dispensers. the sanitizer dispenser on the right is being used as a soap dispenser. to clarify this, the existing “hand sanitizer” labeling has been covered with six separate stickers that say “soap”.
January 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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theyre so
Article heading: Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size. Subheading: "I think he knows she'll protect him." Photo of two rabbits snuggled together, one much larger than the other.
January 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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doctor chicken, m.d.
a crocheted chicken with a stethoscope around its neck. two crochet hooks sit in the foreground. same crocheted chicken, held in hand, side angle.
December 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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circle update: it’s a bag now
A completed pink and orange crochet bag. The pink circle from previous tweets has become the base of the bag. Pattern is Maui Market Bag by PrettyPeaceful.
December 20, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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BODE… it’s been so long…
Screenshot of a tumblr post by user “loghains”. The text reads: “last night I dreamt that there was like a new meme/slang and it was 'bode' as in like bodacious so like ppl would zoom in on pics of rlly fat cats and it would just say 'BODE'”. Underneath the text there is a photo of a heavyset white and tabby cat overlaid with large bold text reading “BODE”.
December 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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circle update: it’s bigger
pink crochet circle. significantly larger than the one in previous tweet.
December 15, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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making a big circle. btw. if u even care
A crochet project in progress. Right now, it is just a big pink circle.
December 14, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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lol i think i have the same lamp
photo of a tall gray lamp
December 2, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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that’s why these little two tiered carts are elite. twice the space of a basket but still speedy and agile. says “yeah i gotta get a gallon or two of milk, but i’ve got shit to do and places to be.”
small shopping cart with an upper and lower tier.
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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he reminds me of these
product photo for a 200 pack of glow in the dark star-shaped stickers. they are shown stuck to the ceiling of a child’s bedroom, glowing green in the night.
November 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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hello bluesky here are some cool fabrics i saw at the fabric store today
green fabric with bold flowers and koi fish tan fabric with tigers and lots of plants white fabric with big blue and green leaves blue fabric with flowers and peacocks
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM