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Does me knowing that I am an idiot make me more of an idiot or less?
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Tr*** signed the bill to release the Epstein files because they have been scrubbed of anything embarrassing to him or his henchmen
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tr*** signed the bill to release the Epstein files because they have been scrubbed of anything embarrassing to him or his henchmen
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milli vanilli should have doubled down on the lip syncing and said everyone else were suckers for not using it
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
milli vanilli should have doubled down on the lip syncing and said everyone else were suckers for not using it
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My therapist says I need to be less resentful and the more I think about it, the more it pisses me off
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My therapist says I need to be less resentful and the more I think about it, the more it pisses me off
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nobody wants to hear about your problems
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
nobody wants to hear about your problems
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We are all human, we all need the same things to thrive: to be nurtured, to feel safe, loved, to have a home, family, food, clean water, clothing, and a feeling of belonging. So, why can’t we find a peaceful way to coexist?
June 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We are all human, we all need the same things to thrive: to be nurtured, to feel safe, loved, to have a home, family, food, clean water, clothing, and a feeling of belonging. So, why can’t we find a peaceful way to coexist?
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My phone has just autocorrected “The Animals of Farthing Wood” to “The Animus of Farting Wookiee" so if you’re reading this, George Lucas, the ball’s in your court.
June 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My phone has just autocorrected “The Animals of Farthing Wood” to “The Animus of Farting Wookiee" so if you’re reading this, George Lucas, the ball’s in your court.
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It's definitely necessary to believe that my gorgeous neighbor went through her favorite restaurant and separate business.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
May 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's definitely necessary to believe that my gorgeous neighbor went through her favorite restaurant and separate business.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
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Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe.
HeHe.
May 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe.
HeHe.
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It's Friday - engage hips, disengage dignity.
May 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It's Friday - engage hips, disengage dignity.
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After decades of waiting, we’re finally getting a Bob Dylan-Barbra Streisand duet forward.com/culture/musi...
After decades of waiting, we’re finally getting a Bob Dylan-Barbra Streisand duet
Bob Dylan asked Streisand to sing with him as early as 1971 — they're only now, on her new album, getting the chance to duet.
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May 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
After decades of waiting, we’re finally getting a Bob Dylan-Barbra Streisand duet forward.com/culture/musi...
Turn off Fox News. Unless you are just looking for things to be outraged about
April 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Turn off Fox News. Unless you are just looking for things to be outraged about
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"you've read your last free article" ensures that i will never pay you for another one
April 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"you've read your last free article" ensures that i will never pay you for another one
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Bingo.
ChatGPT doesn't give you knowledge, it gives you confident lies. If you accept confident lies, you are a fool.
ChatGPT doesn't give you knowledge, it gives you confident lies. If you accept confident lies, you are a fool.
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bingo.
ChatGPT doesn't give you knowledge, it gives you confident lies. If you accept confident lies, you are a fool.
ChatGPT doesn't give you knowledge, it gives you confident lies. If you accept confident lies, you are a fool.
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I want to open a restaurant for divorcees but can't think of what to name it other than Fed Ex
April 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I want to open a restaurant for divorcees but can't think of what to name it other than Fed Ex
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If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees
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Apparently, RSVPing to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next time" is rude.
I know that now.
I know that now.
April 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Apparently, RSVPing to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next time" is rude.
I know that now.
I know that now.
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A new dating feature on Etsy - call it Craft Singles
April 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A new dating feature on Etsy - call it Craft Singles
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There it is. The clam before the storm.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There it is. The clam before the storm.
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“Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea of withholding classified information from one’s spouse “toxic” and “unhealthy.” theonion.com/pete-he...
Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’
WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy relationship.” “Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea […]
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April 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea of withholding classified information from one’s spouse “toxic” and “unhealthy.” theonion.com/pete-he...
I must admit, as much as I like taking a dump on religion in general and catholicism is particular, pope Francis seemed like a guy that made the world seem a tiny bit better
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I must admit, as much as I like taking a dump on religion in general and catholicism is particular, pope Francis seemed like a guy that made the world seem a tiny bit better
I might not be verified, but I am certifiable
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I might not be verified, but I am certifiable
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“You’re making a horrible mistake.“
"Not by my standards."
"Not by my standards."
April 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
“You’re making a horrible mistake.“
"Not by my standards."
"Not by my standards."
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