Muzz1875
@muzz-hfc.bsky.social
I’m not lazy. I’m just energy efficient.
Hibs. Man U. Rugby. McLaren F1. TopGear (2nd incarnation). Grand tour. Clarksons Farm. Lord of the Rings. Star Wars. DC. Food. Sarcastic. Metal Gear Solid. Call of Duty. Arkham trilogy
Hibs. Man U. Rugby. McLaren F1. TopGear (2nd incarnation). Grand tour. Clarksons Farm. Lord of the Rings. Star Wars. DC. Food. Sarcastic. Metal Gear Solid. Call of Duty. Arkham trilogy
Are we still using this app?
July 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Are we still using this app?
Can always tell when I’m in a shit place mentally. I only want to eat shite. Or not eat at all
April 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can always tell when I’m in a shit place mentally. I only want to eat shite. Or not eat at all
Today’s mood has been sponsored by grumpy bastard.
March 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Today’s mood has been sponsored by grumpy bastard.
Twitter being a cunt today and not loading?
March 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Twitter being a cunt today and not loading?
I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long
I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long
March 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long
I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long
Dunno what to watch. Not in the mood for something I haven’t seen before. And shows I have seen before just feel…bleh.
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dunno what to watch. Not in the mood for something I haven’t seen before. And shows I have seen before just feel…bleh.
Just went to tighten my pyjama bottoms that I’ve had for *a wee while (3 years)* and just realised they’ve been lying to me. The cord round the waistband…it does t go round the waist. It just goes the inch or so at the front between the ties
February 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just went to tighten my pyjama bottoms that I’ve had for *a wee while (3 years)* and just realised they’ve been lying to me. The cord round the waistband…it does t go round the waist. It just goes the inch or so at the front between the ties
Why the fuck did I just hear an ice cream van jingle at 20:57
February 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Why the fuck did I just hear an ice cream van jingle at 20:57
My nose is sore to the touch. Means there’s a spot a brewin. And it’s on the tip too
February 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My nose is sore to the touch. Means there’s a spot a brewin. And it’s on the tip too
Cunt probably doesn’t wash their hands “just sprinkles water” after having a massive shit with cheek toilet paper where more ends up on his hands than on the paper
Wife bangs on about washing the lettuce before we eat it. Haven't washed it once in 17 years. Just make sure I chop it when she's not there and sprinkle some water on it to make it look like I have. Not dead yet.
February 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Cunt probably doesn’t wash their hands “just sprinkles water” after having a massive shit with cheek toilet paper where more ends up on his hands than on the paper
Been on twitter more than I meant to recently. But fuck me. Last night was grim. It’s genuinely terrifying the amount of disinformation and blatant lies being spread from the fucking idiots across the pond. 4 more years of this slavering.
February 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Been on twitter more than I meant to recently. But fuck me. Last night was grim. It’s genuinely terrifying the amount of disinformation and blatant lies being spread from the fucking idiots across the pond. 4 more years of this slavering.
Day off tomorrow and I genuinely don’t want to be off. Also don’t want to go to work. Just don’t know what I want.
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Day off tomorrow and I genuinely don’t want to be off. Also don’t want to go to work. Just don’t know what I want.
Here. Mate. Aye. You. All of you. Ken what. I appreciate all of you.
February 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Here. Mate. Aye. You. All of you. Ken what. I appreciate all of you.
Still hungry after tea….
January 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still hungry after tea….
I’ve decided that, as a fuck you to the virgin space cunt, that I won’t let a Tesla car in/out if I have right of way. By buying a Tesla, you’re supporting that prick and you, by association, are also a prick. I make no apologies.
January 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ve decided that, as a fuck you to the virgin space cunt, that I won’t let a Tesla car in/out if I have right of way. By buying a Tesla, you’re supporting that prick and you, by association, are also a prick. I make no apologies.
Shattered and sober. Not a combination I can recommend
January 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Shattered and sober. Not a combination I can recommend
In a self destructive mood today
January 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
In a self destructive mood today
I done something the witch king of a game couldn’t. Survived Eowyn.
January 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I done something the witch king of a game couldn’t. Survived Eowyn.
Just in case you want to turn the government alert off
January 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Just in case you want to turn the government alert off
Not seeing enough Lord of the rings jokes about the storm. This makes me sad (emotionally and socially)
January 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Not seeing enough Lord of the rings jokes about the storm. This makes me sad (emotionally and socially)
Gutting to see le coq go bankrupt. Genuinely loved their Hibs kits and always hoped they would return to do our kits again. Maybe they could return as le le coq Sportif
January 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gutting to see le coq go bankrupt. Genuinely loved their Hibs kits and always hoped they would return to do our kits again. Maybe they could return as le le coq Sportif