I am gonna make it to the bookstore if it kills me.

Costco has done right by their customers and their employees since the day they opened, earning undying customer loyalty, low employee turnover and eleventy gajillion dollars. Why other companies can’t follow their simple recipe for success is beyond me.

Just found out that Kid 2 is a spiral-destroying chaos monster, and I am SHOOK. You think you know a person…

… she makes good cinnamon rolls, though.

Follow me for cat photos and political rants. Stay for dating advice from someone who hasn’t dated since the late 90s.

Is it weird to eat cinnamon rolls on a first date? Yes. If you care about being though weird, buy him a cinnamon roll on your second or third date.

Pro tip: he might be lying when he answers this question, so it behooves you to buy him a cinnamon roll and watch him eat it.

Is this post two of them?