wolfgang fuckface
@mustachetoilet.bsky.social
a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him
I mean, lol lmao even
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I mean, lol lmao even
And we used to be able to watch whole movies in our homes without commercials
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
And we used to be able to watch whole movies in our homes without commercials
Dudes.....rock?
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dudes.....rock?
This is new to my local Vons. This is just everything now. Anything that's not a perishable food item or beverage locked behind glass.
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This is new to my local Vons. This is just everything now. Anything that's not a perishable food item or beverage locked behind glass.
Heading out on a Friday night
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Heading out on a Friday night
Imagine being mad at me while I'm just over here looking like this
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Imagine being mad at me while I'm just over here looking like this
When I minimize this app and instinctively pull up twitter
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
When I minimize this app and instinctively pull up twitter
Sorry I would have been here sooner but I was seeing Candyman (1992) on the big screen like this the entire time
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sorry I would have been here sooner but I was seeing Candyman (1992) on the big screen like this the entire time
me at 30 / me at 40
August 2, 2023 at 9:11 PM
me at 30 / me at 40
Me asking my followers here to spread the word about mustachetoilet
July 27, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Me asking my followers here to spread the word about mustachetoilet