Breaking in to this guy’s house
November 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Breaking in to this guy’s house
Waking up out of a dead sleep, hard inhaling and whispering “truck nut style boot spurs”
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Waking up out of a dead sleep, hard inhaling and whispering “truck nut style boot spurs”
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Missionary so we can share an Italian sandwich
November 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Missionary so we can share an Italian sandwich
Hollowing out a baguette and blowgunning snails at your “fils” at your baby momma crib
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Hollowing out a baguette and blowgunning snails at your “fils” at your baby momma crib
If you come to my restaurant I’ll pour sangria all over you, fyi
November 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
If you come to my restaurant I’ll pour sangria all over you, fyi
Your two options for social media are a website with a guy named Gunther Eagleman replying to every post with racism or a second site where you will have the ethics of eating a sandwich explained to you by a 19 year old
November 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Your two options for social media are a website with a guy named Gunther Eagleman replying to every post with racism or a second site where you will have the ethics of eating a sandwich explained to you by a 19 year old
If Karl Marx were alive today he would smell like shit
November 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
If Karl Marx were alive today he would smell like shit
*guy who is generally offputting and really gives off the vibe he doesn’t really want to be on here voice*
Why don’t I have 20k followers?
Why don’t I have 20k followers?
November 23, 2024 at 6:52 PM
*guy who is generally offputting and really gives off the vibe he doesn’t really want to be on here voice*
Why don’t I have 20k followers?
Why don’t I have 20k followers?
One thing I’m really enjoying is seeing a bunch of accounts I haven’t seen on twitter in years posting exactly like they used to like they were preserved in amber, a charming type of insanity that feels like a warm hug
November 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
One thing I’m really enjoying is seeing a bunch of accounts I haven’t seen on twitter in years posting exactly like they used to like they were preserved in amber, a charming type of insanity that feels like a warm hug
He looks like he has to piss so bad and is ducking in and out of Barnes and Nobleses looking for a public bathroom
A woman who had accused the MMA fighter Conor McGregor of raping her in a hotel penthouse in 2018 was awarded nearly 250,000 euros, or about $260,000, in damages on Friday after a jury found him liable for sexual assault in a civil trial in Dublin.
Conor McGregor, U.F.C. Fighter, Is Held Liable for Sexual Assault in Ireland
The mixed martial arts fighter known as “Notorious” was ordered to pay the equivalent of $257,000 to a woman who said he raped her in 2018.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
He looks like he has to piss so bad and is ducking in and out of Barnes and Nobleses looking for a public bathroom
Shapeheads we’re eating like kings tonight
Mathematicians have described a new class of shape that characterizes forms commonly found in nature: shapes with rounded corners and pointed tips that fit together on a plane — featuring in onions, molluscs and more.
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Mathematicians discover new class of shape seen throughout nature
‘Soft cells’ — shapes with rounded corners and pointed tips that fit together on a plane — feature in onions, molluscs and more.
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November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Shapeheads we’re eating like kings tonight
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I’m going to be good on here and not make fun of the 6 posts I just scrolled by that absolutely deserve it
November 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I’m going to be good on here and not make fun of the 6 posts I just scrolled by that absolutely deserve it
*ripping a big fart*
Social media stopped being social when everyone trying to make money off it
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 PM
*ripping a big fart*
Looking for a starter pack of posters who love lasagna and hate Mondays
November 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Looking for a starter pack of posters who love lasagna and hate Mondays
open.spotify.com/track/0RgjEk... Good Afternoon
reincarnated
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
open.spotify.com/track/0RgjEk... Good Afternoon
Anyone have a good starter pack for someone who doesn’t k ow what that is honestly but really wants a bunch of followers
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Anyone have a good starter pack for someone who doesn’t k ow what that is honestly but really wants a bunch of followers
Oh got it it’s just 2015 twitter
November 22, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Oh got it it’s just 2015 twitter
Ok it is nice that the ads aren’t for AI girlfriends and skull calipers
November 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Ok it is nice that the ads aren’t for AI girlfriends and skull calipers
Nice to see everyone
November 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Nice to see everyone
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best thing i saw in italy. two sided painting of The Ideal Man
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
best thing i saw in italy. two sided painting of The Ideal Man
Fine fine FINE FINE
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Fine fine FINE FINE
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world celebrates as the first gay baby, Blakey Rothsfeld, is born in Salt Lake City, Utah
“what a gay baby!” onlookers cheer as the little homo makes his way down the birth canal
“what a gay baby!” onlookers cheer as the little homo makes his way down the birth canal
September 19, 2023 at 9:07 PM
world celebrates as the first gay baby, Blakey Rothsfeld, is born in Salt Lake City, Utah
“what a gay baby!” onlookers cheer as the little homo makes his way down the birth canal
“what a gay baby!” onlookers cheer as the little homo makes his way down the birth canal
Hard to think of anything funnier than Trump becoming Speaker
October 4, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Hard to think of anything funnier than Trump becoming Speaker