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@mushyroom.bsky.social
genderless gay fungus gives dubious advice about a variety of topics (nsfw, minors go away)

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Its only tuesday...
October 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
reminds me
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
May I Come Over To Your House And Sit Like This On The Floor Together? (genuine) (begging)
August 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
me
August 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
this image is killing me i cant stop repeating it
August 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Its not purely a size thing either. I just have like, an explicit nipple fetish. I see literally anyone's chest and im like "that belongs in my mouth". Its also simultaneously not a like, age play/mom/dad kink thing either. I just enjoy it as an incredibly hot form of foreplay.
August 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
NO BABY
July 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Still have to post the video of the fog from yesterday. From the top of the turbine it was so trippy to be unexpectedly transported to what felt like a whole other dimension. Just like the entire world had been deleted except for a little island in the sky. Crazy experience.
July 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
toby fox is a visionary
July 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
anyway I've been mentally obsessed with the queerplatonic butch-enby-himbo relationship between Kris and Susie. Undertale infected my brain back in 2015 and deltarune is doing the same a decade later. I need an emotional support enby to drag around like a minion.
July 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
guys help wheres the ground
July 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
HUGE UPDATE: @aurenstorm.bsky.social named her Franklin
July 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
poeple dont talk enough about the mental benefits of buying a new hat, sitting in your garage during a light rain, lighting up a small joint, and listening to miles davis on a bluetooth speaker. Im on another level. You cant touch my typea shit right now.
July 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
and now: we vibe
July 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just went on one of the nicest bike rides I've had in years. Music blasting, like 2 hours of riding in this perfect breeze. Barely any cars out because it was a holiday. Feeling great.
July 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Life Fact: the weekend cannot be bad if you start if off with a shower beer
July 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
July 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
In todays no-context lancer campaign, our party has emerged from a Harrison Armory Biological R&D blacksite with a new mechanically augmented megafauna friend
June 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"Y'know, I'm starting to get the appeal of pinups of half naked women holding high caliber anti-material rifles."

*gets half chub at an image of just an anti-material rifle*

"wait wha-
June 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They... literally said it in the article
June 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
June 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ok but like, damn I look good in this pic
June 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
June 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
need to get a pair of those incredibly slutty half-palm gloves and give him the craziest handjob of his life.
May 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM