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@Thinkwert RELEASE ME MORTAL AND I SHALL GRANT THEE THREE WISHES AS ARE IN MY POWER TO GRANT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Tweet from Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien): Bride: I want my wedding to be elegant Me, working as a wedding planner: Oh, it's gonna be elegant af
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Tweet from Georgia Shenk (@GeorgiaShenk): Me, trying to practice self love
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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@zachsilberberg 13 days ago watching the fall of the house of usher when that one guy says amontillado
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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@lsabelSteckel 11 days ago therapy should have open houses like elementary school so my therapist can meet everyone i talk about
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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@hansmollman Obviously great we have lessened the stigma towards some mental health conditions but I do think we should return to sending women to the seaside for weeks at a time when they cry too much
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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@jack welcome to the Hell Experiment, a nightmare realm where all laws of logic and morality have been inverted
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Tweet from Blake ™ (@NeilNevins):
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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@sickupid can't be sexting when you're somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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@stockpiledclay 14 days ago I finally read Goodnight Moon and it was even better than The Very Hungry Caterpillar @lippredicts 15 days ago I finally saw wicked and it was even better than barbie
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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@cricketarrison 4 days ago imagine if straight people also had to go to an annual parade with all of their ex's
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Tweet from Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff): #TheMandalorian
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings): ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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@dril a day ago ted lasso just came by . he said You will never have mental health and you deserve to have depression because youre stupid. hes nicer on tv
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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@thetutoredeye 7 days ago does ANYONE know what the fuck this stuff that just leaked from my computer is????? @raffareis 5 days ago It's the ink for the "print screen" button
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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@dril the only time isaid the "N word" i said it with perfect frequency/timing to intercept & cancel out the sound waves of another guy saying it,
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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your honor, i request this clearly frivolous case thrown out. if anything, *i* should be suing *them*, to reclaim the cost of my cannonball,
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Tweet from Jon Bois (@jon_bois): everyone’s mad at peloton because you can’t use it to ride to the ice cream store. sorry but i ride my peloton to the ice cream store every day. if you’re not pedaling hard enough that’s a you problem
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Tweet from Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch): gonna tell my kids this was Laura Palmer
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Tweet from Eileen Curtright (@eileencurtright): once a mom didn't do this & I was yelling "imposter!" & kicking over folding chairs until someone was like, Eileen, that's Abigail's mom
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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@AbbyHiggs Midwinter
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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@dubstep4dads if third base is sex then what base is it when u watch ratatouille together
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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You guys, they're going to cancel World Baby.
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Tweet from Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane): My kid did an interview with her cat
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Sen. Marsha Blackburn China has a 5,000 year history of cheating and stealing. Some things will never change... @chenweihua China state-affiliated media Replying to @MarshaBlackburn Bitch
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM