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Murdox
@murdox.bsky.social
Incoming president builds his own monument
November 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
They all remind me of this guy
November 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
There is a population of wild peacocks in my neighborhood and they are very fucking annoying.
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 PM
A rapist, heroine addict, coke head, autistic guy, and their pet monkey walk into a bar…
November 18, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Looks like my cat of today
July 9, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Let’s not
July 8, 2023 at 4:48 AM
For your consideration
July 7, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Saving drafts on Bluesky
July 6, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I regret to inform you that summer is cancelled.
July 4, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Either skeet something worth reading or do something worth skeeting. -Ben Franklin (kinda)
July 4, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Composing banger skeets after consuming a 100mg gummy
July 4, 2023 at 12:34 AM
This may be something
July 3, 2023 at 11:14 PM
July 3, 2023 at 8:20 PM
When I’m about to get in the shower and my wife wolf-whistles at me.
July 3, 2023 at 6:14 PM
July 3, 2023 at 5:33 PM
The AI built from skeets
July 3, 2023 at 5:14 AM
No?
July 2, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Cheers
July 2, 2023 at 12:55 AM
I’m going to need a ride to the hospital
July 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM