someone in my DMs said to download a mantis shrimp filter. What the heck is this. did endive do this???? why is she targeting my mantis shrimp customers?????

that pink girl keeps coming into my restaurant with a stack of papers like this and asking if she can hang them up. i always say no but this time she said she saved two dollups to get one printed in color and laminated at the library. how could i say no to that.

theyre doing this to me tomorrow

chowder i'd like you to behold my newest recipe. i call it. fruit. its going to be a big hit with the suburbanite moms ages 30-55 demographic.

i dont really know how to explain this but i ate a flubby wubby pie and laid down and when i closed my eyes i could see a very small very faint image of chowder in the center of my vision. i've done an artist's recreation.