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British Comedy Guide live comedy columnist
Next Big Thing award founder
Glastonbury Emerging Talent Competition judge
Edinburgh Comedy Awards talent scout
Next Big Thing award founder
Glastonbury Emerging Talent Competition judge
Edinburgh Comedy Awards talent scout
We're obviously going to get loads of stories about driverless taxis over the next few years and quite apart from anything else it feels like it's going to become extremely boring
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
We're obviously going to get loads of stories about driverless taxis over the next few years and quite apart from anything else it feels like it's going to become extremely boring
If I was looking to reassure fans about Doctor Who's future I'm not sure I'd use phrases like "Doctor Who is going nowhere" and "The Tardis is going nowhere"
August 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I was looking to reassure fans about Doctor Who's future I'm not sure I'd use phrases like "Doctor Who is going nowhere" and "The Tardis is going nowhere"
I didn't know Doechii had cancelled her All Points East appearance, but on reflection there were signs
August 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I didn't know Doechii had cancelled her All Points East appearance, but on reflection there were signs
WHAT a lineup on tonight's Gigs and Tours newsletter
August 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
WHAT a lineup on tonight's Gigs and Tours newsletter
Did Liam really shout "yes beautiful England" whilst playing in Wales and barely anybody has even noticed 🙈
July 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Did Liam really shout "yes beautiful England" whilst playing in Wales and barely anybody has even noticed 🙈
PHENOMENAL timing to give an interviewer this quote, Rod. #glastonbury
June 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
PHENOMENAL timing to give an interviewer this quote, Rod. #glastonbury
I admire twitter user Marc Faulkner for sorting Glastonbury bar prices by cost per unit
June 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I admire twitter user Marc Faulkner for sorting Glastonbury bar prices by cost per unit
Great review in general but let's all particularly take some time to enjoy the opening two paragraphs
June 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Great review in general but let's all particularly take some time to enjoy the opening two paragraphs
Why are the British media erasing the existence of Judi Dench? What happened to her is a tragedy 😢😢
June 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Why are the British media erasing the existence of Judi Dench? What happened to her is a tragedy 😢😢
@jim.londoncentric.media biggest media mention yet? Money Saving Expert's newsletter!
June 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
@jim.londoncentric.media biggest media mention yet? Money Saving Expert's newsletter!
I reckon I can largely claim 'called it' here
June 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I reckon I can largely claim 'called it' here
Hello I'm on holiday. Would anybody like to guess what the code is to get into my accommodation
May 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hello I'm on holiday. Would anybody like to guess what the code is to get into my accommodation
There could've been a Chicken Shop Date with JOE BIDEN, but Amelia turned it down
April 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
There could've been a Chicken Shop Date with JOE BIDEN, but Amelia turned it down
Both published at EXACTLY the same time
March 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Both published at EXACTLY the same time
Has the Telegraph's music team entered their troll era?
1. I was at this gig. It was superb, but best live band in the world? Ridiculous
2. Calling Ally Pally the best venue in London is like calling Derby County the best football team in the world
1. I was at this gig. It was superb, but best live band in the world? Ridiculous
2. Calling Ally Pally the best venue in London is like calling Derby County the best football team in the world
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Has the Telegraph's music team entered their troll era?
1. I was at this gig. It was superb, but best live band in the world? Ridiculous
2. Calling Ally Pally the best venue in London is like calling Derby County the best football team in the world
1. I was at this gig. It was superb, but best live band in the world? Ridiculous
2. Calling Ally Pally the best venue in London is like calling Derby County the best football team in the world
What a vastly untrue and annoying headline
February 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What a vastly untrue and annoying headline
Hey Bluesky, you won't know about this tradition but here's my 18th annual albums of the year list x
December 9, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Hey Bluesky, you won't know about this tradition but here's my 18th annual albums of the year list x
1. Love Hearts. This edition wins because it's fantastic, but also because the subtle - dare we even say sophisticated - aroma makes it a hand soap the whole family should be able to unite behind. A superb creation.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
1. Love Hearts. This edition wins because it's fantastic, but also because the subtle - dare we even say sophisticated - aroma makes it a hand soap the whole family should be able to unite behind. A superb creation.
2. Cherry On Top. Came very close to taking first place. A classic, old-school cherry fragrance that succeeds in no small part because it also roars out the nozzle with a wonderfully strong aroma.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
2. Cherry On Top. Came very close to taking first place. A classic, old-school cherry fragrance that succeeds in no small part because it also roars out the nozzle with a wonderfully strong aroma.
3. The Gruffalo Deep Dark Forest Fruits. A surprisingly complex palette, here. A subtle, rich fragrance. 'deep dark forest fruits' is a v. accurate description. Inarguably a triumph.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
3. The Gruffalo Deep Dark Forest Fruits. A surprisingly complex palette, here. A subtle, rich fragrance. 'deep dark forest fruits' is a v. accurate description. Inarguably a triumph.
4. Frosted Eucalyptus & Cedar. New for Xmas '24! An authentic, appealing Christmas scent that isn't overplayed, yet lingers on your hands for ages afterwards. Really good stuff, actually.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
4. Frosted Eucalyptus & Cedar. New for Xmas '24! An authentic, appealing Christmas scent that isn't overplayed, yet lingers on your hands for ages afterwards. Really good stuff, actually.
5. Sherbet Lemon. A lovely, pretty spot-on fragrance. Some may wish the aroma was maybe like, 15% punchier, but that's really getting into the weeds, subjectivity-wise. The fact they no longer make this is a travesty
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
5. Sherbet Lemon. A lovely, pretty spot-on fragrance. Some may wish the aroma was maybe like, 15% punchier, but that's really getting into the weeds, subjectivity-wise. The fact they no longer make this is a travesty
6. Butter Candy. It's good. Adjacent to the god tier of grown-up soap fragrances, Shea Butter (if maybe a little more synthetic-smelling). The David Walliams promotional tie-in is starting to look a little ill-judged though, isn't it.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
6. Butter Candy. It's good. Adjacent to the god tier of grown-up soap fragrances, Shea Butter (if maybe a little more synthetic-smelling). The David Walliams promotional tie-in is starting to look a little ill-judged though, isn't it.
7. Strawberry Laces. Not convinced they wouldn't have been better off just going for a simple, straightforward, bold strawberry fragrance here, rather than this more sickly version, though it's still decent and does show a little design flair, I suppose
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
7. Strawberry Laces. Not convinced they wouldn't have been better off just going for a simple, straightforward, bold strawberry fragrance here, rather than this more sickly version, though it's still decent and does show a little design flair, I suppose
8. Cinemazing Popcorn. It works as an inventive lil' hand soap variety, the only weird thing is that it's a newer, oddly weaker variation of a product that came out earlier - Butter Candy. Why would a company discontinue a product only to replace it with a worse one? Madness.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
8. Cinemazing Popcorn. It works as an inventive lil' hand soap variety, the only weird thing is that it's a newer, oddly weaker variation of a product that came out earlier - Butter Candy. Why would a company discontinue a product only to replace it with a worse one? Madness.