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She can't see the present dude, that's why you wrapped it
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
She can't see the present dude, that's why you wrapped it
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I think the worst thing about the last few years has probably been that everyone watched The Bear and now they all say “heard” all the time even though they didn’t do any active listening. Next after that is probably the fascism
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think the worst thing about the last few years has probably been that everyone watched The Bear and now they all say “heard” all the time even though they didn’t do any active listening. Next after that is probably the fascism
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Babysitting near a black hole so I can push the kid closer to the gravity well and use the time dilation to grab a long nap.
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Babysitting near a black hole so I can push the kid closer to the gravity well and use the time dilation to grab a long nap.
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me, singing: AM I SEXUAL
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
October 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me, singing: AM I SEXUAL
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
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Ich habe keine Lust mehr. Keine Lust mehr, diplomatisch zu sein. Auf jeden Unsinn zuzugehen. Bei jeder Aussage zuvor abzuwägen, wie sie dann wohl wieder falsch verstanden wird. Von Leuten, die meinen Kindern ihre Zukunft nehmen. Und mir meine Gegenwart. Ich habe keine Lust mehr. Und tue es trotzdem.
August 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Ich habe keine Lust mehr. Keine Lust mehr, diplomatisch zu sein. Auf jeden Unsinn zuzugehen. Bei jeder Aussage zuvor abzuwägen, wie sie dann wohl wieder falsch verstanden wird. Von Leuten, die meinen Kindern ihre Zukunft nehmen. Und mir meine Gegenwart. Ich habe keine Lust mehr. Und tue es trotzdem.
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Never make a salad from cauliflower and canteloupe unless you can handle all that melon/cauli.
August 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Never make a salad from cauliflower and canteloupe unless you can handle all that melon/cauli.
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Stellt Euch vor, man findet ein Gramm Sprengstoff bei der LINKEN. Was im Land los wäre! Von Spahn bis Nius würden alle toben. Aber wenn bei der AfD kilogrammweise Sprengstoff sichergestellt wird & Bundestagsabgeordnete im Knast sitzen – von den CDU-Chaoten kein Wort. Ist ja kein kg Gendersterne.
Bei einer Razzia bei einem AfD-Kommunalpolitiker in Rostock mit 60 Beamten wurden scharfe Waffen und Sprengstoff sichergestellt. Es häufen sich die Fälle von Terrorverdächtigen im Umfeld der gesichert rechtsextremen Partei. Manche glauben immer noch, es gebe nicht genug für ein Verbotsverfahren.
August 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stellt Euch vor, man findet ein Gramm Sprengstoff bei der LINKEN. Was im Land los wäre! Von Spahn bis Nius würden alle toben. Aber wenn bei der AfD kilogrammweise Sprengstoff sichergestellt wird & Bundestagsabgeordnete im Knast sitzen – von den CDU-Chaoten kein Wort. Ist ja kein kg Gendersterne.
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I simply will have nothing to do with paper towels that don’t have half-sheet perforations. I’m a modern boy.
July 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I simply will have nothing to do with paper towels that don’t have half-sheet perforations. I’m a modern boy.
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Yeah. It's one thing if a person reaches a level of such comfort that they drive themselves bonkers.
But it's quite another thing when their money lets them exert so much influence. Each bonkers billionaire is like if there were 10 million Branch Davidians. No society can withstand dozens of those.
But it's quite another thing when their money lets them exert so much influence. Each bonkers billionaire is like if there were 10 million Branch Davidians. No society can withstand dozens of those.
I think the combination of endless wealth, crushing boredom, and spending every day in a fascist online paradise makes billionaires more dangerous than they’ve ever been
They’re all so rich, so bored, and so stupid. It’s a very deadly combination for everybody around them.
July 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Yeah. It's one thing if a person reaches a level of such comfort that they drive themselves bonkers.
But it's quite another thing when their money lets them exert so much influence. Each bonkers billionaire is like if there were 10 million Branch Davidians. No society can withstand dozens of those.
But it's quite another thing when their money lets them exert so much influence. Each bonkers billionaire is like if there were 10 million Branch Davidians. No society can withstand dozens of those.
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Roses are redde
Violettes are blue
Hieronymus Bosch
Fisshe yn hats, violin, birde-man, giant shoe
Violettes are blue
Hieronymus Bosch
Fisshe yn hats, violin, birde-man, giant shoe
July 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Roses are redde
Violettes are blue
Hieronymus Bosch
Fisshe yn hats, violin, birde-man, giant shoe
Violettes are blue
Hieronymus Bosch
Fisshe yn hats, violin, birde-man, giant shoe
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Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
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a horse walks into a bar
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
a horse walks into a bar
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please
BARTENDER: hey
HORSE: yes please
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The Ayatollah’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
June 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The Ayatollah’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Sachen gibt's: Wenn man die Skalierung der Achse ändert, ist auf einmal der Balken beim Linksextremismus länger.
June 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sachen gibt's: Wenn man die Skalierung der Achse ändert, ist auf einmal der Balken beim Linksextremismus länger.
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"who's too stoned now" I say to myself after successfully putting a fitted sheet on a bed after struggling for 45 minutes
June 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"who's too stoned now" I say to myself after successfully putting a fitted sheet on a bed after struggling for 45 minutes
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Im Bundestag gehen extrem Rechte ein und aus, AfD-Abgeordnete, deren Mitarbeiter:innen: IBler, Neonazis, Völkische; rechte Influenzer und sogenannte „Vordenker“ der Neuen Rechten. In der Bundestagsverwaltung darf ein Bundesbruder der rechtsextremen Burschenschaft Gothia arbeiten aber ein PULLI!!!!
Bundestagspräsidentin Julia Klöckner droht Jette Nietzard mit Entzug des Hausausweises
Der polizeifeindliche Pullover der Grüne-Jugend-Chefin Jette Nietzard könnte ihr im Bundestag Ärger einbringen. Darauf weist Parlamentspräsidentin Julia Klöckner die Grünen in einem Brief hin. »Präven...
www.spiegel.de
June 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Im Bundestag gehen extrem Rechte ein und aus, AfD-Abgeordnete, deren Mitarbeiter:innen: IBler, Neonazis, Völkische; rechte Influenzer und sogenannte „Vordenker“ der Neuen Rechten. In der Bundestagsverwaltung darf ein Bundesbruder der rechtsextremen Burschenschaft Gothia arbeiten aber ein PULLI!!!!
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If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.
May 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.
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ZOOKEEPER: So this snake is 3.14 metres long
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
ZOOKEEPER: So this snake is 3.14 metres long
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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Pointing at the $18 drinks on the menu and asking the waiter if this is "rage bait"
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Pointing at the $18 drinks on the menu and asking the waiter if this is "rage bait"
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"Shit's gonna be lit"
--I whisper to myself as I drive to the garden center
--I whisper to myself as I drive to the garden center
April 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Shit's gonna be lit"
--I whisper to myself as I drive to the garden center
--I whisper to myself as I drive to the garden center
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If some dead guy emerged from a cave, I would beat him with a shovel
April 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If some dead guy emerged from a cave, I would beat him with a shovel
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Same, medieval dudes. Same.
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Same, medieval dudes. Same.
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i keep thinking about this
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i keep thinking about this
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Your 40s are for thinking that drinking more water will solve all your problems
April 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Your 40s are for thinking that drinking more water will solve all your problems