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muddywalrus.bsky.social
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@muddywalrus.bsky.social
Creative geek. I like cats and socialism.

Spokane WA, NOLA expat, leftist, queer.
OH I GET IT! Luck dragons are giant golden retrievers. #dogsky #servicedogintraining #9weeks
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Quite possibly the world's most perfect puppy. So smart and pretty well potty trained before we even got her. I'll miss this fluffy baby fur! #dogsky #servicedogintraining #9weeks
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Working overtime #catsky
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Behold, it is Mister Gudboi #catsky
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Himbs majesty here to bless the timelines #catsky
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
New addition to my list of cats-only sleeping poses. #catsky, can you see the blanket pattern? He got beans over his beans on beans.
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
He has a rule: when he is curled up Very Small, no touchy. #catsky
September 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"it was a cat-couch, and that means comfort." #catsky #tolkienprobably
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Escape room, housecat style. How long will it take him? #catsky
September 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Too dumb to know that he'd fall off my criss cross legs, or so smart he knows I'll catch him? Either way, very orange. #catsky
August 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I call this cheezborger night #catsky
I sure do miss the cat pics feed!
August 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This face, I swear... #catsky
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Hello neighbor, I wish to exchange food for affection, plz acempt #catsky
July 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Cozy afternoon with my orange son and my tall son #catsky
July 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Same #catsky
July 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Don't be afraid to take up space" -- Simba, probably #catsky
July 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
June 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Moving is scawy #catsky
June 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Bro I'm trying to work but I'm sure I can do it one handed #catsky
June 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Cotton candy jelly beans #catsky
June 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Snug yet AWARE #catsky
June 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Xtra curly #catsky
May 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Happy Mothra's day to those who celebrate our beautiful and benevolent queen of monsters.
May 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What was he plotting?
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Front door dash escape.
#catsky
May 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM