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No One of Consequence
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"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Cats are assholes
July 5, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Lost my mom when I was 25, which was a quarter century ago. Wish she'd lived to see her grandkids grow up. I know she's be proud of them.

Sorry your mom didn't get to see you come into your own.
July 5, 2023 at 4:49 AM
This suggestion hurts my brain. Why would you want it on that side?
July 4, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Dude, that fucking sucks. Did you piss off a witch? Any way to find her and apologize?
July 4, 2023 at 12:09 PM
You're a teacher? Well, so am I. Just surrender to it and let it happen. It's only going to get worse from here. 😉
July 4, 2023 at 11:58 AM
At least he doesn't have to unhook her bra.
July 4, 2023 at 11:55 AM
In film it's the opposite. A downward angle makes you look weak and in the position of prey. Upward angles make you look strong. Think the Avengers hero shot.

You'd think all these rich people could hire someone who knows that.
July 4, 2023 at 12:59 AM
I strongly suspect that this study was not peer-reviewed.
July 3, 2023 at 7:50 PM
I carried a revolver with two speed loaders.

Other guard: What if there's 19 of them?

Me: I'll take that chance.
July 3, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Where were you three wives ago?
July 3, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Saw the same phenomenon when I worked armed security after Katrina. I'd be like, "Dude, we're guarding a Home Depot. I don't think Delta Force is going to try to breach the perimeter."
July 3, 2023 at 1:36 PM
I had to look it up but I get it.
July 2, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Wait, I figured how to read your responses! It's kinda convoluted to get here but I did it.
July 2, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Maybe it's just me and my inability to navigate this site, but I can't see the two comments that have been left on this post.

So assume I've just said something relevant and witty.
July 2, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Just saw this. Mainly because I still have no idea how to navigate this site.

You are too kind, sir.
July 2, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Brisket is good but this is always my experience making it.
July 2, 2023 at 1:59 PM