😬

Glad you’re giving yourself little breaks, bff. Big Band for the win.

I think she’s saying it’s your body responding as any normal, functioning body would. So yay for your functional body? But woof about the 3:33am thing.

This is on brand

I’m hoping that this a) is what happens in real life coupled with b) mom also takes this as a learning opportunity to change the traditional assumptions about parenting (e.g. maybe I should listen to my kid rather than take a power-over technique). *sticking to analogy-not commenting on your mom 🩵

And soon he’s gonna invite Putin to move in because she’s hot and makes him feel relevant.

Wow! I’m not familiar with this artist and this is 😍! Thanks!

Yes! Like, oh we *can* recognize courage and integrity! We haven’t completely lost the ability!