simultaneous crime against literature and history.

Packy, ever the art director, would have berated me for the quote marks that got messed up in this rushed cut-and-paste job.

My kids’ favorite elementary teacher would take out this photo to judge her class when they were getting out of hand.

It’ll be OK, Engage Denton died an unceremonious death on April 28, 2025.
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Even APPLYING to The Onion in college (and obviously failing) made me a better, tighter writer. It's great exercise for making your sentences shorter, funnier, less robotic, more unhinged, smellier and/or more beautiful.

Write some headlines. It's good for the heart.

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