MatthewSmucker
@msmucker.bsky.social
Designer for live performance, bike rider, dog walker, professor not confessor, PNW www.matthewsmuckerdesign.com
My job as the thirteenth finger is in jeopardy
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My job as the thirteenth finger is in jeopardy
Read the first graf. Such a sound came out of my mouth that my wife took the phone away. Watching her micro expressions and hearing her own noises while reading the rest was as entertaining as eventually returning to read the article myself
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Read the first graf. Such a sound came out of my mouth that my wife took the phone away. Watching her micro expressions and hearing her own noises while reading the rest was as entertaining as eventually returning to read the article myself
Make it interesting! Even up the score by tossing a vote towards Bob Smith!
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Make it interesting! Even up the score by tossing a vote towards Bob Smith!
“My Myself and I(an)”
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“My Myself and I(an)”
Google suite apps were down for a chunk of the day. Back up now, I think?
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Google suite apps were down for a chunk of the day. Back up now, I think?
It was a fantastic surprise in their recent tour’s set! I regret not lining up at the merch table for the 45 single
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It was a fantastic surprise in their recent tour’s set! I regret not lining up at the merch table for the 45 single
Um. ‘Cause it’s an awesome name. That’s why! (Stop picking on me… no really stop… so what if it rhymes with… nevermind, I’m taking my delicious de-crusted sandwich and going home.)
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Um. ‘Cause it’s an awesome name. That’s why! (Stop picking on me… no really stop… so what if it rhymes with… nevermind, I’m taking my delicious de-crusted sandwich and going home.)
One note is that this is generative AI slop. Another note is “How about we just post real photos of yesterday’s actual marches and rallies instead of making stuff up?” The reality is actually pretty heartening and inspiring, while this is just insipid.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One note is that this is generative AI slop. Another note is “How about we just post real photos of yesterday’s actual marches and rallies instead of making stuff up?” The reality is actually pretty heartening and inspiring, while this is just insipid.
That quote alone is disqualifying for any real arts and culture voter. There is no culture in this robot artslop. Just fund the arts orgs already downtown. They are struggling. Give ‘em money to make something meaningful and good.
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
That quote alone is disqualifying for any real arts and culture voter. There is no culture in this robot artslop. Just fund the arts orgs already downtown. They are struggling. Give ‘em money to make something meaningful and good.
I remember in Sunday school we were taught the rainbow was God’s promise to take care of people after the big flood. They really hate their god, I guess? (Tearing up God’s promise also seems to echo the destruction of FEMA and any promise of governmental disaster relief after FL’s next hurricane.)
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I remember in Sunday school we were taught the rainbow was God’s promise to take care of people after the big flood. They really hate their god, I guess? (Tearing up God’s promise also seems to echo the destruction of FEMA and any promise of governmental disaster relief after FL’s next hurricane.)