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Michaela
@msimon.bsky.social
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Wendy’s croutons.
Sloppy Steaks
Pitt
Nintendo
Fashion
Pittsburgh
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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hooty hoo
April 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Hey real talk -- big BIG shout out to all you Bsky homies for being so chill and down to earth

Twitter died a few years ago and was reborn as X, a cesspit of negativity and misinformation. This platform gives me hope. Y'all give me hope.

Much love 💙🙏
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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A MIRACLE! A CALL AGAINST UNC!
September 24, 2023 at 1:23 AM
August 21, 2023 at 1:52 AM
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This is for you @faineg.bsky.social
August 6, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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Seemed inevitable for over a month. Now it’s real — and, as expected, complicated. But Erik Karlsson IS with Pittsburgh Penguins

News & analysis from ⁦‪The Athletic …
Penguins acquire Erik Karlsson from Sharks
Karlsson is the reigning Norris Trophy winner for best defenseman. He has won the award three times.
theathletic.com
August 6, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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Actually, I have triples of the indictments.
August 1, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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“I know he’d be there for me if I were indicted three times.”
Trump Supporters React To His Third Indictment
A federal grand jury has indicted former President Donald Trump on a multitude of charges related to his alleged effort to overturn the 2020 election. The Onion asked Trump supporters what they though...
www.theonion.com
August 1, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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I did everything right and they indicted me
June 19, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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July 27, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Friday night
July 7, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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Thinking about causing a little chaos since my family has been pissing me off
July 4, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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"At least three" remains the funniest and most correct answer to this question
July 4, 2023 at 11:17 AM
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Happy Independence Day. May we never again be ruled by tyrants.
July 4, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved
July 4, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Cats in boxes.
July 4, 2023 at 11:18 AM
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July 3, 2023 at 11:46 PM
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Here is how to find the @skywatch.bsky.social lists. You have to go through each list and manually block every user on there.
July 2, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky! You'll want to follow @skywatch.bsky.social and then manually block every account on the following Skywatch lists.
July 2, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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tips for newskies:

- people can change
- don’t talk about your kids
- after 10pm you can say whatever the hell you want
- you can’t skip lunch
- if you order nachos to share, one person can’t eat all the fully-loaded ones
- TABLES
- 55 Burgers, 55 Fries, 55 Tacos, 55 Pies, 55 Cokes, 100 Tater Tots,
July 3, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Martini night.
July 3, 2023 at 1:48 AM