Mathew Schaffer
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Mathew Schaffer
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Dad, tech nerd, programmer
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I think if Trump’s mom had hugged him once in a while when he was a kid then wearing that medal today wouldn’t have been as big of a deal to him.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Oh no, not this guy...
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Breaking news: Refs are a joke. How much more can they help the broncos on this drive?
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Is it just me or does Mason Rudolph look like Freddie Mercury?
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ok Lurie, hear me out: Vikings fire KOC, Eagles hire him as OC… 🤔 #eagles #nfl
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It shouldn’t take a slur that impacts you personally, or losing your healthcare or SNAP, or being forced to sell your farm, or having to watch a loved one get unjustly detained and deported...to walk away from a madman.

Cruelty isn’t strength.

Reject it.

Always.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
But congrats to the cowboys on winning their Super Bowl
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reffing in this game was horseshit. Eagles offense deserves a ton of blame, but Lamb’s DPI flat should’ve been OPI. Also, Smitty got murdered twice and nobody even took a second glance at it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yeah that feature is not gonna last long
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How come all the dems haven’t figured out: they just need to meet w/ Dump in-person, on TV. He’ll fawn all over them just like Mamdani, because HE CAN’T NOT BE LIKED! He’s also the biggest chicken of a bully, and will cave immediately when faced with the person he was bullying from behind his phone.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
MTG is such a coward. She didn’t last two weeks on the receiving end of the kind of shit she’s been dishing out for years
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Looks like Ceedee maybe didn’t get enough sleep last night or something… Dropped an easy one. #nfl #dallassucks
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
AJ Brown flagged for… *checks notes* stumbling #nfl #eagles
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Funny how when the eagles false start, nobody stops talking about it all game, but when the refs miss a blatant nz infraction, people move on pretty quickly #nfl #eagles #refssuck
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’ve lost count of the number of times I needed to send $500M on a Sunday night and was so mad I had to wait until Monday morning
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I hope Trump's bone spurs weren't too painful as he laid that wreath at the Tomb of the Five Unknown Soldiers Who Took His Place In Vietnam
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m feeling pretty good about that Jaelen Phillips pickup #gobirds #eagles #nfl
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don’t know what it is about this game, specifically, but Siri keeps getting triggered on my HomePod. 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m sure all the people who whined about seeing Taylor swift on their tvs for 10 seconds are just as angry about having to watch 10 minutes of a rambling old predator on their screens #nfl
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Fox can fuck right off with putting this sexual predator, piece of shit in the booth #nfl
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oops All Blowouts #nfl
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“Why is that guy getting all the attention?”
-Dump’s brain
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
No he’s not. He just wasn’t the one who fell.
Newsmax's immediate response to the medical emergency in the Oval Office: "President Trump we want to be clear is okay"
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I need Daniel jones for one week on my fantasy team because hurts has a bye, and I get giants’ Daniel jones :/ #nfl
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM