MrZachGuy
mrzachguy.live
MrZachGuy
@mrzachguy.live
Speedrunner, Quilter, Dad. I like games that hurt me and some that don't, make a lot of patches, quilt occasionally, and stream rarely.

https://mrpatchguy.etsy.com
There's nothing quite like putting in my headphones to blast some Sleep Token while I cut and arrange fabric for my next quilt and ignore everybody else in the room. ❤️
August 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I had an excellent time at Summer Games Done Quick. I contributed my first prize, finished a different quilt that I've been working on for ages, and got to enjoy Alli doing magic around the event. Can't wait for AGDQ to do it all again! Love this community, y'all are fucking awesome. ❤️
July 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Finished the Pokemon quilt top! Now it's off to the quilter to put it together!
May 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am now taking commissions for custom embroidered patches! Message me here or on Discord (MrZachGuy) for details and pricing!
May 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They're putting chemicals in the thread to make the frickin' rats gay!
May 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
So I've been having a bit of fun with my new embroidery machine. Just a little 🤏
April 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Love these types of quizzes:

You've had a disagreement with somebody, what should you do?

a. Flip the table, then throw it at them.
b. Poison or spit in their drink.
c. Take deep breaths, count to ten, and use positive self-talk and I statements to find common ground.
d. Murder!
February 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's done! Just need to add borders and get it off to the quilter.

I've decided to call it "Raising Spirits", because things have been pretty bleak in my life for the last few months but I have to believe that things will eventually look up. It's dark now but the sun will shine again.
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do I stream tonight to try and get the feel for Jak 1 No LTS again? Or do I finish this quilt top? 🤔 Decisions, decisions.
February 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A new Returnal Any% NG+ PB? On my first night streaming it again after months? It's more likely than you think.
PB: Returnal Any% NG+ on PC in 4:16.3
YouTube video by Zachary Faulkner
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February 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Fun day today! Picked up a puppy today and named her Cirilla. Got more fabric for Shattered and ripped out the rows to add those in.
January 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Well I guess I'm done ripping stitches for a while.
January 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm telling Briar she's a goober. She disagrees. 😆
January 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I had a hellish existence at GDQ last week. 837 miles from Pittsburgh the rock I'd built my life upon shifted and took that life with her.

I returned to a half-empty home without the life that it should have contained. I wept for what I had lost and knew I wouldn't ever recover it.
January 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Not me when I'm quilting 👀
January 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Went to my parents for dinner after getting a much needed post-GDQ nap and my mom laid out 3 quilts for my dad and I to pick from. She picked this one up to show us and I called dibs immediately. I'm a sucker for color gradient/rainbow quilts. Thanks mom! ❤️
January 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Doing Stage Tech for the finale of Awesome Games Done Quick 2025 has been an honor. Looking forward to SGDQ and hopefully doing it all again. ❤️
January 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Had a great time on my first Stage Tech shift for SGDQ 2025! Can't wait to do the same thing tomorrow night. 🙂‍↕️
January 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I've almost finished my 8th quilt, tentatively named Shattered Dreams / Raising Spirits. Just need to add borders to the edge so it'll be king sized, then it's off to the quilter!
January 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
After 2 months with my Ioniq 6 I just today figured out how to set the amperage on the charging cable. 🤦 At least charging at home is actually viable now that it's charging at 10 amps instead of 6. 🤷
October 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Back to derusting Jak and I got my effin' 53! Also I think it's super dope that Splits.IO is NOT shutting down thanks to GamesDoneQuick! splits.io/cnpg
October 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Good news: I'm running Jak and Daxter No LTS for Speedromizer on November 24th!

Bad news: it's at 12:15am Central Time so commentary is a bit hard to find.

If you hate sleep and are slightly familiar with the No LTS speedrun and feel like commentating let me know!
October 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I'd do the favorite game for a like thing but I'd just say Jak and Daxter, Satisfactory, and Returnal in that order and then go down my Steam library ordered by playtime. 🙂‍↕️
October 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Home from Summer Games Done Quick. After a week of gaming, board games, impromptu karaoke, Harry Potter dubs, Blood on the Clocktower, more board games, running panels, meeting some idols, more board games, and watching speedruns I think I'm ready for normal life. Definitely going back next year. ❤️
July 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM