Mr. Syllables
@mrsyllables.bsky.social
“Only to replace him with a radish”
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Only to replace him with a radish”
That’s cooler than the movie art they used.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That’s cooler than the movie art they used.
…buuut you’ve done a shit job on pricing, on affordability 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
…buuut you’ve done a shit job on pricing, on affordability 🤔
It’s easy to make these ridiculous claims when they have zero intention of showing this stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s easy to make these ridiculous claims when they have zero intention of showing this stuff.
Definitely not the type of razor you’d want to use, but magnificent nonetheless.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Definitely not the type of razor you’d want to use, but magnificent nonetheless.
“Special visits in chapel”
Boy that may as well be in neon lights.
Probably private, no cameras, no guards in there.
Boy that may as well be in neon lights.
Probably private, no cameras, no guards in there.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Special visits in chapel”
Boy that may as well be in neon lights.
Probably private, no cameras, no guards in there.
Boy that may as well be in neon lights.
Probably private, no cameras, no guards in there.
Weird idea, but that’s a great picture.
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Weird idea, but that’s a great picture.
Know how some kids can talk about dinosaurs all day? They’ll know details, have a favorite one, etc?
There isn’t a SINGLE topic this cosplay president understands as thoroughly as that kid.
He looks at something and goes “Do I fuck it? Do I eat it?” then gets bored and wanders off.
There isn’t a SINGLE topic this cosplay president understands as thoroughly as that kid.
He looks at something and goes “Do I fuck it? Do I eat it?” then gets bored and wanders off.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Know how some kids can talk about dinosaurs all day? They’ll know details, have a favorite one, etc?
There isn’t a SINGLE topic this cosplay president understands as thoroughly as that kid.
He looks at something and goes “Do I fuck it? Do I eat it?” then gets bored and wanders off.
There isn’t a SINGLE topic this cosplay president understands as thoroughly as that kid.
He looks at something and goes “Do I fuck it? Do I eat it?” then gets bored and wanders off.
He just LOVES saying that shit
“I can do whatever I want and nobody can stop me, neener neener”
fucking child
“I can do whatever I want and nobody can stop me, neener neener”
fucking child
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He just LOVES saying that shit
“I can do whatever I want and nobody can stop me, neener neener”
fucking child
“I can do whatever I want and nobody can stop me, neener neener”
fucking child
I have no doubt that got pillaged for a ballroom, Argentina, SOMETHING.
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have no doubt that got pillaged for a ballroom, Argentina, SOMETHING.
I’m sure people who can’t afford food are excited about Wall Street’s gains.
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m sure people who can’t afford food are excited about Wall Street’s gains.
“Absolute power”
BuH hE dOeSnT aCt LikE a KiNg, LiBtArD!1!!11
BuH hE dOeSnT aCt LikE a KiNg, LiBtArD!1!!11
October 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Absolute power”
BuH hE dOeSnT aCt LikE a KiNg, LiBtArD!1!!11
BuH hE dOeSnT aCt LikE a KiNg, LiBtArD!1!!11
Oh, I’m sure he’s a wonderful artist
😂
😂
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Oh, I’m sure he’s a wonderful artist
😂
😂
Who will hold them responsible, and see that justice is served?
How many times over the years have we thought “Ok, this guy/woman will be the one to rein these people in”?
How many times over the years have we thought “Ok, this guy/woman will be the one to rein these people in”?
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Who will hold them responsible, and see that justice is served?
How many times over the years have we thought “Ok, this guy/woman will be the one to rein these people in”?
How many times over the years have we thought “Ok, this guy/woman will be the one to rein these people in”?
Hand picked to sit behind him and be clapping seals.
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hand picked to sit behind him and be clapping seals.
“ThE rAdiCaL LeFt” 😂
Boy, you clowns hear a phrase from Trump and just repeat it for years.
Boy, you clowns hear a phrase from Trump and just repeat it for years.
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
“ThE rAdiCaL LeFt” 😂
Boy, you clowns hear a phrase from Trump and just repeat it for years.
Boy, you clowns hear a phrase from Trump and just repeat it for years.
“Hardcore”
Miller looks like he has all the strength of a kitten.
Miller looks like he has all the strength of a kitten.
October 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Hardcore”
Miller looks like he has all the strength of a kitten.
Miller looks like he has all the strength of a kitten.
So this asshole is just continuing to demonize and threaten anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.
Such a great leader 🙄
Such a great leader 🙄
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So this asshole is just continuing to demonize and threaten anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.
Such a great leader 🙄
Such a great leader 🙄
All their money, and all
they want to do is impose their bullshit on other people?
they want to do is impose their bullshit on other people?
September 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
All their money, and all
they want to do is impose their bullshit on other people?
they want to do is impose their bullshit on other people?
“We’ll see” = “I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about, and I can’t speak extemporaneously”
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“We’ll see” = “I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about, and I can’t speak extemporaneously”
The opening of what?
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The opening of what?
Certainly would explain the “terrible” part, wouldn’t it?
September 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Certainly would explain the “terrible” part, wouldn’t it?
Cool thing is every parent has seen their child get vaccinated, so they know this is the dementia just jabbering away…so who will parrot it, knowing it’s deliberate bullshit?
September 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cool thing is every parent has seen their child get vaccinated, so they know this is the dementia just jabbering away…so who will parrot it, knowing it’s deliberate bullshit?
“An emotional moment for our country”?
jfc
jfc
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“An emotional moment for our country”?
jfc
jfc
Wow, a decent human. Imagine that, huh?
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Wow, a decent human. Imagine that, huh?