Marissa
@mrsmoth.bsky.social
Part time author and full time spicy disaster 👌
Husband: "Let's watch Emesis Blue while you nurse the baby. I hear it's really good."
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
May 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Husband: "Let's watch Emesis Blue while you nurse the baby. I hear it's really good."
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
The little caterpillar made her debut a bit early 💕
May 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The little caterpillar made her debut a bit early 💕
So if I was playing it back in 2009 do I need to call a funeral home or
April 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So if I was playing it back in 2009 do I need to call a funeral home or
I have seven weeks until I can have sandwiches and sushi again and I really don't think I can wait that long I'm going feral I want an Italian sub and sashimi
March 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have seven weeks until I can have sandwiches and sushi again and I really don't think I can wait that long I'm going feral I want an Italian sub and sashimi
I've collected these memes over just the past 48 hours this world is a simulation
January 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've collected these memes over just the past 48 hours this world is a simulation
To anyone who doesn't know what this means, this post title must look fucking insane
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
To anyone who doesn't know what this means, this post title must look fucking insane
She will never understand the horrors of capitalism
December 23, 2024 at 1:26 PM
She will never understand the horrors of capitalism
What in the hell do these words mean when they're strung together like this
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
What in the hell do these words mean when they're strung together like this
This might very well be the worst thing I've ever seen
December 3, 2024 at 3:17 AM
This might very well be the worst thing I've ever seen
Promoted to Moth Mom in May 2025 💕
November 29, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Promoted to Moth Mom in May 2025 💕
Spent over $10 on a meal from Wendy's only to yack it up less than an hour later
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Spent over $10 on a meal from Wendy's only to yack it up less than an hour later
Checking the bank account after a Jersey Mike's run
November 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Checking the bank account after a Jersey Mike's run
