Marissa
@mrsmoth.bsky.social
Part time author and full time spicy disaster 👌
Husband: "Let's watch Emesis Blue while you nurse the baby. I hear it's really good."
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
May 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Husband: "Let's watch Emesis Blue while you nurse the baby. I hear it's really good."
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
Me and the baby a half hour in because we didn't realize it was a horror film:
Growing up is realizing they just used preemie baby sounds for Ghasts in Minecraft
May 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Growing up is realizing they just used preemie baby sounds for Ghasts in Minecraft
The little caterpillar made her debut a bit early 💕
May 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The little caterpillar made her debut a bit early 💕
*clicking a YouTube video from a creator I've never watched before*
"Are you gonna be annoying"
"Are you gonna be annoying"
April 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
*clicking a YouTube video from a creator I've never watched before*
"Are you gonna be annoying"
"Are you gonna be annoying"
THANK YOU VIRTUOUS FOR MY MATERNITY LEAVE TIME SINK
April 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
THANK YOU VIRTUOUS FOR MY MATERNITY LEAVE TIME SINK
So if I was playing it back in 2009 do I need to call a funeral home or
April 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So if I was playing it back in 2009 do I need to call a funeral home or
Feed a pilgrim a Funky Fanabla and that mf will keel over on the spot from spontaneous organ failure
April 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Feed a pilgrim a Funky Fanabla and that mf will keel over on the spot from spontaneous organ failure
I have seven weeks until I can have sandwiches and sushi again and I really don't think I can wait that long I'm going feral I want an Italian sub and sashimi
March 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have seven weeks until I can have sandwiches and sushi again and I really don't think I can wait that long I'm going feral I want an Italian sub and sashimi
Won't be dunking on the Legends announcement too hard because I did that with Arceus and I regret it.
That said - what is that starter line up????
That said - what is that starter line up????
February 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Won't be dunking on the Legends announcement too hard because I did that with Arceus and I regret it.
That said - what is that starter line up????
That said - what is that starter line up????
THREE MIDROLL ADS IM GOOGLING THE CEO RIGHT NOW
I love paying for services that still shows me ads
February 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THREE MIDROLL ADS IM GOOGLING THE CEO RIGHT NOW
I love paying for services that still shows me ads
February 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I love paying for services that still shows me ads
Yeah I'm just gonna put it out there. This plane crash situation is screwed up. I was a figure skater who traveled like that as a kid and seeing all those happy faces in pictures knowing they're gone is really hard to process. They died through no fault of their own but circumstance. It's so awful.
January 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yeah I'm just gonna put it out there. This plane crash situation is screwed up. I was a figure skater who traveled like that as a kid and seeing all those happy faces in pictures knowing they're gone is really hard to process. They died through no fault of their own but circumstance. It's so awful.
I've collected these memes over just the past 48 hours this world is a simulation
January 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've collected these memes over just the past 48 hours this world is a simulation
Husband: *telling me about the history and firepower of a Dutch battle cruiser*
Me: haha look at these snails with disco balls as their shells
Me: haha look at these snails with disco balls as their shells
January 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Husband: *telling me about the history and firepower of a Dutch battle cruiser*
Me: haha look at these snails with disco balls as their shells
Me: haha look at these snails with disco balls as their shells
I'm gonna be real there's some creators more upset about TikTok shutting down than a loved one dying and it's like.... Guys c'mon.
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm gonna be real there's some creators more upset about TikTok shutting down than a loved one dying and it's like.... Guys c'mon.
Can I put the Switch 2 on my registry and say it's for my kid
January 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can I put the Switch 2 on my registry and say it's for my kid
To anyone who doesn't know what this means, this post title must look fucking insane
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
To anyone who doesn't know what this means, this post title must look fucking insane
I love fully voiced mods in Skyrim like sir you sound great but I can hear the whole room behind you
January 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love fully voiced mods in Skyrim like sir you sound great but I can hear the whole room behind you
Idk what adult needs to hear this but there's such a thing as crappy toothbrushes. If you change your toothbrush to something new and you're like "wow this toothbrush is so much better" then you were using a shit ass toothbrush
December 31, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Idk what adult needs to hear this but there's such a thing as crappy toothbrushes. If you change your toothbrush to something new and you're like "wow this toothbrush is so much better" then you were using a shit ass toothbrush
She will never understand the horrors of capitalism
December 23, 2024 at 1:26 PM
She will never understand the horrors of capitalism
Guess whos the dumb fuck who forgot to buy wrapping paper and gift boxes for Christmas gifts and now has to brave the world of Target to get some
December 23, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Guess whos the dumb fuck who forgot to buy wrapping paper and gift boxes for Christmas gifts and now has to brave the world of Target to get some