Sean Cannon
@mrseancannon.bsky.social
Peabody Award wearer (not a typo), audio producer, journalist, cat rap pioneer.
I’m not even gonna waste time coming up with a witty retort about how idiotic this is. What a dingus.
September 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m not even gonna waste time coming up with a witty retort about how idiotic this is. What a dingus.
Last minute Fred Armisen cover set at my favorite record store? And closing with The Clash, no less? Don’t mind if I do. God bless you, Guestroom Records.
June 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Last minute Fred Armisen cover set at my favorite record store? And closing with The Clash, no less? Don’t mind if I do. God bless you, Guestroom Records.
Living in a state the requires PTO payout, my assumption has always been that this is the real reason for “unlimited PTO” policies…
May 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Living in a state the requires PTO payout, my assumption has always been that this is the real reason for “unlimited PTO” policies…
This is the kind of citizen journalism we need more of.
May 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is the kind of citizen journalism we need more of.
Hard not to celebrate the poetic justice of a guy who destroyed the country for no other reason than to accrue power ending up sidelined and powerless thanks to the effects of that pursuit. Just wish we weren’t all collateral damage…
February 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hard not to celebrate the poetic justice of a guy who destroyed the country for no other reason than to accrue power ending up sidelined and powerless thanks to the effects of that pursuit. Just wish we weren’t all collateral damage…
“Guy who thinks he deserves to run the world because he helped build a video game for tweens” is such peak techbro delusion that I’m surprised this wasn’t a character on the TV show Silicon Valley.
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“Guy who thinks he deserves to run the world because he helped build a video game for tweens” is such peak techbro delusion that I’m surprised this wasn’t a character on the TV show Silicon Valley.
Duh, I said incredulously. Yes. Anything more than “absolutely nothing” would be a nice start.
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February 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Duh, I said incredulously. Yes. Anything more than “absolutely nothing” would be a nice start.
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“Turn on the light and the darkness goes.”
An inspiration, both for the work and the life lived as an example for anyone with creative urges that are as inescapable as they are inscrutable.
You’re a real one, David Lynch. Rest in power.
An inspiration, both for the work and the life lived as an example for anyone with creative urges that are as inescapable as they are inscrutable.
You’re a real one, David Lynch. Rest in power.
January 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Turn on the light and the darkness goes.”
An inspiration, both for the work and the life lived as an example for anyone with creative urges that are as inescapable as they are inscrutable.
You’re a real one, David Lynch. Rest in power.
An inspiration, both for the work and the life lived as an example for anyone with creative urges that are as inescapable as they are inscrutable.
You’re a real one, David Lynch. Rest in power.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Mayor Adams: People idolize this Luigi guy. How can we show em he's not some folk hero?
NYPD Commissioner: Hear me out. What if we create the hardest image ever? One that makes him look like Dillinger, Snoop, and Jesus at the same time?
Adams: Hmm. (strokes chin) I like it!
NYPD Commissioner: Hear me out. What if we create the hardest image ever? One that makes him look like Dillinger, Snoop, and Jesus at the same time?
Adams: Hmm. (strokes chin) I like it!
December 20, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Mayor Adams: People idolize this Luigi guy. How can we show em he's not some folk hero?
NYPD Commissioner: Hear me out. What if we create the hardest image ever? One that makes him look like Dillinger, Snoop, and Jesus at the same time?
Adams: Hmm. (strokes chin) I like it!
NYPD Commissioner: Hear me out. What if we create the hardest image ever? One that makes him look like Dillinger, Snoop, and Jesus at the same time?
Adams: Hmm. (strokes chin) I like it!
Authorities are trying to dissuade the public from treating Luigi Mangione as a folk hero. But spoiler alert dear reader: They’re doing a real fucking bad job with this action movie perp walk.
December 20, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Authorities are trying to dissuade the public from treating Luigi Mangione as a folk hero. But spoiler alert dear reader: They’re doing a real fucking bad job with this action movie perp walk.
The real question is: Do we think Dave Franco is too old to play the CEO shooter in the movie? Because I mean…
December 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
The real question is: Do we think Dave Franco is too old to play the CEO shooter in the movie? Because I mean…
Ummm do you wanna explain to the police commissioner what that actually means, or should I?
December 6, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Ummm do you wanna explain to the police commissioner what that actually means, or should I?
Well at least now I know that you’ve either forgiven me or forgotten.
November 30, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Well at least now I know that you’ve either forgiven me or forgotten.
Nah. The joke is so “outside” that it’s recently been seen wearing these Rick Owens FW2024 looks now that the weather has finally turned.
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Nah. The joke is so “outside” that it’s recently been seen wearing these Rick Owens FW2024 looks now that the weather has finally turned.
You mean the secret love child of Jack Sparrow and Cry-Baby?
November 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
You mean the secret love child of Jack Sparrow and Cry-Baby?
I’m pro-merch. Although I guess the money I donated to Fair Fight from my shirts didn’t go as far as I’d hoped…
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I’m pro-merch. Although I guess the money I donated to Fair Fight from my shirts didn’t go as far as I’d hoped…