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mrrizzins.bsky.social
@mrrizzins.bsky.social
Sometimes I say idk, but I be knowing.
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Idk who job need to hear this but fuck you and that work password

“Password expiring in 2 days”
Bitch I already gave you 6 passwords this year, I got nothing left!!!
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Good morning! I’m up well before my alarm in a great mood 🤸🏾‍♀️
January 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I’m seeing unnecessary key lime pie slander.
January 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I feel like pastors should cuss when they preach. Just think ”And you see *deep pastor inhale* the issues *deep pastor inhale* is that you motha fuckas *deep pastor inhale* keep playing with my God!”

That will get the people going
December 31, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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People only see the decisions you made, not the choices you had.

Remember that next time you let someone tell you what you should have, could have or what they would have done. 🫶🏼
December 29, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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discipline over motivation.

process over perfection.
December 15, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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Road signs were hacked in Seattle:

kutv.com/news/nation-...
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Oooh a quiz! Let's all do this to get to know each other better:

Name: Stop
Birthday: Giving
City: Out
First pet’s name: Your
Mother’s maiden name: Personal
First car: Information.
Favorite color. Damn!

Some of y'all are a hacker's dream. 😂 These questionnaires got you in a chokehold.
December 12, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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Black men need to go to the fucking doctors more. Some of yall will end up croaking on your families & leaving them to pick up the pieces bc you’re afraid of getting bad news from the doctors’ & that makes me angry. 😪
December 5, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Quote this with a fictional character that had a justifiable crashout.
December 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Im so grateful to be in my 30’s cause the amount of fucks I give gets to be less and less each year
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Sounds like SHEIN for a rough night
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Yup but draw 2 goes on draw 2 ONLY & same for draw 4
y’all allow stacking when you play Uno ?
November 29, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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They callin him Certified Laywer Boy ☹️
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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You name it…
November 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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“Drake and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year”.
November 27, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Be honest. How many have you seen?
November 27, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Broke ass.
Rudy Giuliani: the reality is I have no cash. Right now, if I want to call a taxi, I can't do it. I don't have a credit card; I don't have a checking account. I have no place I can go take cash out, except a little bit that I saved but its getting down to almost nothing
November 27, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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Nicki, Wayne, and Drake being a trifecta of cornball activity.

Wow, look what time has done.
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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I can’t decide if I’d rather for Trump to hurry up and go to the lower room or live long enough to suffer terrible consequences for his crimes.
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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O-V-HOEEEEEEE!
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM