Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂
If you liked my other stand up specials, you will love #Mortality. If you didn't like my other stuff, you will fucking hate it. Seriously. Don't watch it. It will make you sad and angry. You have been warned. So if you do watch it and hate it, it's your own stupid fucking fault.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you liked my other stand up specials, you will love #Mortality. If you didn't like my other stuff, you will fucking hate it. Seriously. Don't watch it. It will make you sad and angry. You have been warned. So if you do watch it and hate it, it's your own stupid fucking fault.
I’ve been like this my whole life. I honestly don’t know how I ever achieved anything 😂
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve been like this my whole life. I honestly don’t know how I ever achieved anything 😂
We had an official complaint from a lovely gentleman about this billboard. He claimed he'd seen it in a station and was absolutely disgusted and demanded it be taken down. We explained it was never up. Sometimes the complaints will be false.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
We had an official complaint from a lovely gentleman about this billboard. He claimed he'd seen it in a station and was absolutely disgusted and demanded it be taken down. We explained it was never up. Sometimes the complaints will be false.
Can’t imagine anyone objecting to this.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Can’t imagine anyone objecting to this.
Oh my god! They’ve started going up. 1st one at Bank Station. Please post a pic if you see one over the coming weeks. They cost a packet and they might be taken down if people complain. Oh, and thanks again for your support. It really helped 👊
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh my god! They’ve started going up. 1st one at Bank Station. Please post a pic if you see one over the coming weeks. They cost a packet and they might be taken down if people complain. Oh, and thanks again for your support. It really helped 👊
As my Mortality tour nears the end, I’d like to thank the gazillions of people who bought a ticket. I still have to pinch myself about selling out arenas around the world. If you bought one of the very expensive Platinum tickets you’ve saved or changed the lives of many animals❤️
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
As my Mortality tour nears the end, I’d like to thank the gazillions of people who bought a ticket. I still have to pinch myself about selling out arenas around the world. If you bought one of the very expensive Platinum tickets you’ve saved or changed the lives of many animals❤️
They said no again.
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They said no again.
She’s done fuck all again today except be adorable.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
She’s done fuck all again today except be adorable.
Not gonna lie. This still blows my mind.
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Not gonna lie. This still blows my mind.
Had this one rejected too. Back to the drawing board.
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Had this one rejected too. Back to the drawing board.
I’ve had to come up with some new billboard ideas for London Underground. This one was rejected on the grounds that “it may be construed as implying that because life is short, one might as well drink, potentially to excess”
October 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve had to come up with some new billboard ideas for London Underground. This one was rejected on the grounds that “it may be construed as implying that because life is short, one might as well drink, potentially to excess”
Sampling this is actually my job now dutchbarn.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sampling this is actually my job now dutchbarn.com
Best fans in the world ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Best fans in the world ❤️
What an honour and a privilege it is to be able to jet around the world getting paid to make people laugh and raise a bit of cash for animals. Best fans in the world. Best job in the world. #Mortality
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What an honour and a privilege it is to be able to jet around the world getting paid to make people laugh and raise a bit of cash for animals. Best fans in the world. Best job in the world. #Mortality
It's always so gratifying to see truth and reason patiently defeat dogma and ludicrous trend. Cheers!
October 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's always so gratifying to see truth and reason patiently defeat dogma and ludicrous trend. Cheers!
27 years ago I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.
October 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
27 years ago I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.
I’m working out everyday now. Tennis, weights, running etc. My resting heart rate is really good and I train at quite a high rate too. So my question is, Why am I still fucking fat and exhausted all the cunting time? 😂
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m working out everyday now. Tennis, weights, running etc. My resting heart rate is really good and I train at quite a high rate too. So my question is, Why am I still fucking fat and exhausted all the cunting time? 😂
Just a cat hugging a prawn.
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just a cat hugging a prawn.
I’d make a great gravestone.
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’d make a great gravestone.
Hope you’re having the day you deserve.
September 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hope you’re having the day you deserve.
The Spirit of Comedy Grand Final is nearly here.
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September 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The Spirit of Comedy Grand Final is nearly here.
🎟 Get your tickets now! tinyurl.com/ancxnepe
#SpiritOfComedy #DutchBarnVodka
🎟 Get your tickets now! tinyurl.com/ancxnepe
#SpiritOfComedy #DutchBarnVodka