Frankly I've got enough on my plate with just my front-hustle.

When you forget your sports uniform and the teacher makes you wear something from the lost property bin

No, *you're* a productivity tool

When I start my social media analytics and insights consultancy, this will be both the name and the theme song www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofrq...

We're one quarter of the way through this 21st century, meaning only 75 years until 20th Century Studios reads like a deliberate retro choice instead of the business equivalent of us all writing 2024 on forms for the first 6 weeks of this year.

Overworked faculty: there's just too much on my plate, and no time left for the really important stuff
AI techbros: so hear me out--what if we automated your entire teaching process and then you can go to more meetings

"Long parenthetical about socks could be restructured for clarity"

Claude AI, you don't *get* me

Did you know that originally it was R. Wodehouse until his publishers made him remove all the powerfully erotic scenes between Jeeves and Wooster?

Some people have a laser focus, apparently. Mine's more like one of those flickering torches you pick up in the first level of the dungeon.

Apps that add themselves as "open at login" without asking are like people who turn up for a party at your house and expect to sleep over without prior arrangement.

Mate, you have to at least check with me first.

Do you think there’s a Mrs Plant Hire?