MrParkerSmithe
@mrparkersmithe.bsky.social
Same guy from Twitter. Let’s keep it light. 😬|IG:MrParkerSmithe |📍HTX|1906
Should’ve brought my winter coat for this DC Weather 🥶
April 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Should’ve brought my winter coat for this DC Weather 🥶
Ok DC— You’re not ready for spring. Message received.
April 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ok DC— You’re not ready for spring. Message received.
“You can put feathers on a dog, but that doesn’t make it a chicken.”
March 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“You can put feathers on a dog, but that doesn’t make it a chicken.”
Outside trimming my hedges in an Oxford & Birkenstocks. I’m officially Suburbia’s poster child.
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Outside trimming my hedges in an Oxford & Birkenstocks. I’m officially Suburbia’s poster child.
Tried eating some dried fruit as a snack. Dried plums = Prunes. I had 3 before i realized this.. 🥴😣
March 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tried eating some dried fruit as a snack. Dried plums = Prunes. I had 3 before i realized this.. 🥴😣
“Catching a cool breeze” has new meaning.
March 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“Catching a cool breeze” has new meaning.
“Tequila is nasty AF. After a few shots, so am I.” 🤣
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Tequila is nasty AF. After a few shots, so am I.” 🤣
🙄 They asked for tip at jersey mikes— the pandemic is over bro. (I wonder if the workers get that 💰 tho)
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🙄 They asked for tip at jersey mikes— the pandemic is over bro. (I wonder if the workers get that 💰 tho)
I got an oochee wallee in my spirit. 😂
March 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I got an oochee wallee in my spirit. 😂
Changed the toilet flapper like Tim “the tool man”Taylor. Can’t tell me nothing!
March 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Changed the toilet flapper like Tim “the tool man”Taylor. Can’t tell me nothing!
February ended with a bang. 🤡
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
February ended with a bang. 🤡
YouTube or Spotify for this next hour?
February 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
YouTube or Spotify for this next hour?
Where the deer and the antelope play…
February 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Where the deer and the antelope play…
@thebetterram.bsky.social 👋🏽 of course you beat me here…
February 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
@thebetterram.bsky.social 👋🏽 of course you beat me here…
It feels like I’m the new kid sitting in the school cafeteria alone.
February 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It feels like I’m the new kid sitting in the school cafeteria alone.
*flicks light* Anyone home?
February 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
*flicks light* Anyone home?